Would you like to meet "The Gossiping Team?

Friday, June 5, 2009

Strange.

Ha, isn't it weird?
All the bloggers stop blogging, and voila, puzzle pirates just gets boring all over again.
A new wave of douchebags just emerged from the black abyss.
There are more dock tarts than ever, and more stupid situations.
And alas, there is no one to make fun of them.
So, here I am.
Back, again.
Not the gossiper,
But "Anonymous Blogger"
The guy you all hated (:
I'm going to keep you informed on the latest douchebags.
But, I won't post the articles here.
I post them on my blog.
www.puzzlepiratelosers.blogspot.com
Check it out every day, see if theres anything new on it.
You wont regret it (:

Tata noobz0rs

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Smells like retirement


Woop woop! Yarr! Yeehaw!

Yaaaaaaaaay!

The fat, gay, old, retarded, dumb gossiper is retiring, after witing more than 60 articles, life was getting boring, PP life, so, I decided

to retire, so, officialy, "The Gossiper" is retiring, but yet, I am not finished with my job, I am going to seeker for all you gossiper, who must take this blog far in the ierarhy of best sites, or wait, I ALREADY DID THAT! All you have to do is only write articles, anyway, if you're interested, add the.gossiper@live.com.

 

I'll stay in docks all night by the way, see ya!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Eww, who's he? Eww, why is he here? Eww, fire him, eww..

Eww, I don't care..


I've been told on Windows Live Messenger about the latest additions to our team,
about how much you hate him and bla-bla. I coudn't care less.
He's part of our team, he will remain part of our team until he'll do a huge
mistake and we'll have to dismiss him, but, that won't happen' soon.
So don't worry about him. Don't threat me with "I won't read your blog anymore"
cause I couldn't care less!
You're one of a thousand, what is that? You either gonna stick reading to our blog,
you either gonna leave it and go to yer filthy business.

Him, Annonymus Blogger has joined our team, he's the happy owner of
puzzlepirateslosers.blogspot.com, a blog that we, Lima Gossips Staff
promote and support through it's way to succes. Hopefully he will help
us and entertain you, or just throw out with the real truth.

Welcome in Lima Gossips staff, Annonymus Blogger.
Also, we had recent additions we cannot talk about, which have in
their content hidden sources OR unrevealed gossipers that do not
wish to show their identity.

Also, The Clubber was dismissed as a gossiper.



Yours faithfully,
The Gossiper

New blogging buddy!

Heyy. I'm the newest member to Lima Gossips!
Who am I?
I'm the owner of www.puzzlepiratelosers.blogspot.com
Why am I blogging on this site?
I was asked by the "Lima Gossips" team to blog on this site. I gladly accepted. According to 'The Gossiper' I wasn't getting the number of views for all my work. Or the appreciation. So here I am, blogging on this site!

I'm looking forward to writing the latest gossip! =)

Yours Truely,
Anonymous Blogger.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

3,000 PoE, a noob sponsor?!


As you can see.. Jordans tried to do business with.. The Gossiper?!


Haha, he first told me to log in like 3 accounts, I changed the passwords of them all and told him they don't work, and then created an account and sold it to him, but, he tried to fool me, as you can see in the picture.

What the hell?! Fool me?! Now, everything is obivous by the picture. Than, to make himself sure that I didn't report him, he tried chatting with him, but, as you can see, I also reported him for ban evasion, cause, I'm mean. But, also, all of you know that, no wonder I have this blog, right Missgothy?

She's the one trying to make me quit this blog today but saying weird stuff to me, at a point I decided to leave, I was tooooooo scared to talk to her.


Yours,
The Gossiper, UNDERCOVER!

Monday, March 9, 2009

See, gossiping loves me, they've denied my requestal.

Ahoy,

This email represents a final notice to you about your account:

After reviewing the reasons for your banning and your subsequent
communications, we have no choice but deny your request for unbanning the
account.

The decision is not made lightly, but we believe it is for the best of the
game as a whole.

As a result of this decision, we will not reply to further emails relating to
this account, or consider other reasons for unbanning this account. The appeal
for this account is closed.


Fair winds,

- Prometheus

Fair winds,
The Gossiper

Clemsongurl, Shenji, married?!

















Clemsongurl & Shenji, getting married IRL!

Good news people, sorry for the rubbish I said before.
They're getting married now in r/l.
Well done.

Name yer kids:
"The Gossiper"
"The Informer"
"The Infidel"
"A Gossiper"

As a gift for us.

Congratulations,
Lima Gossips Staff

The Gossiper, should I, or shouldn't I?

Well pirates, life is getting hard for me..



As soon as I started this Lima Gossips blog, I've been banned for 32 times,
counted and screenshotted, if anyone wants to see contact me on the.gossiper@live.com.
It's fun to see how this blog got so popular and ended up at 10,000 visits.
It's even more popular than the forums.
It's the most popular site relating/reffering to this game, YPP.

But, what can I do?

I am a bit bored now, I can't stay and chat with my old friends, trade,
laugh and do all the things I used to be, because I always get banned, so,
today, I sent an email to YPP saying how sorry I and promising I won't do anything
wrong ever again. Hard to believe for you though.

I am hated and loved, sworn and hugged, ditched and requested, I am
everything I wanted to be, I don't want to be anything more than..
a pirate, like you, a pirate, without knowing the tought of fear, as I now
know, the fear of getting banned. From the beginning I knew this will
get back to me, and I will regret it, and I will step back from this, and I
will, if the OMs, the player support will unban me, I mean, my mac, and
set me as you, a ban-free player. Everything I want to be.

It depends on them, if I'm going to step back, or not.
You'll know who I am though, I cannot be somebody else.

I'm not regreting my work, but my acts, I wish I had never started this
and my mains weren't banned, along my friends and items I lost in
this "procedure" of gossiping.

I'm a bit sad now, cause I cannot play Puzzle Pirates anymore,
as I used to play it, but, what else could I do?

Yours sincerely,
The Gossiper


P.S:
If the OMs will give me this chance, I'll leave this blog
in the dust of days and months, hours and seconds spent on it.

If they won't let me play, I'll keep doing my work, as I am doing
it now, but, with regrets that I could never make it straight again.

Shariblue, stalker?!

Recently, I've seen Shariblue stalking a few people..



Well, a good question is, is she doing it for poe, is she doing it for political plans or just, lack of affection? Many people complained that she stalks them and pretend to mute them after they tell
her she's a stalk, and yet, she denies everything ever said. A few people I've seen that are stalked by Shariblue are Linkk, Piratemoose and Jellyphant. She's going all arround were they go, and before they ask what's she doing here, she speaks: "Wtf, are you stalking me? Go away." and "mutes" everyone.

People say that she's only like this because when she was younger, her father, George was beating her with cruelty, without thinking of the poor thing's feelings. She now, having a lack of affection, tries to find a shelter in everyone's heart, even if you don't want to shelter her, she'll make room for her, stalking you.

Hopefully, this article will make her stop stalking and annoying people, and probably, some good hearted pirates will take care of her spiritual and sentimental needs, which she needs alot.

In our bad ways, we love you Shariblue!


Your lovely one,
The Gossiper

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Hardvvare, agossiper's viewpoint.

At the end of the article you said, "more to come". From peter, or yourself? ;] Thank ye.

A gossiper.


Edit from The Gossiper: We wanna see his penis, that's more!

Hardvvare strikes again!

Click on title to see picture of 20 cm, and
then, realise how he's lieing


You must see it! It's too good not to see it! Sorry for everyone who I called man-whore or lier. He must got a big dick! or.. he's just bragging with his dick, his dad's dick, his uncle's dick and so on, which all added are 19-21 inches.

But, wait! How can you approximate a number like this? 19-21? More like, 19-20, 20-21, or something. But not 19-21.

Anyway, I shall not comment, I havn't seen it, and honestly, I do not f**king want to! It's probably as tiny as my pinky!
But yet, he will probably deny that he's cheating on his girlfriend, Harmonyy!

The kiddo in picture is the legendary male whore, Hardvvare who was going to strip for our source, only she had to do is go on webcam, but she denied. :( But, it's good we got this.

Thank you again to our #1 source, who has provided us this.


"BIG" dick rumour,
The Gossiper

New new new!
------------------------------------------------------------
Our source says :
Show me your penis

^^*Peter*^^ you better die young baybeh says (11:40):
,,,,

- Our source says :
doo it

^^*Peter*^^ you better die young baybeh says (11:40):
no xD

^^*Peter*^^ you better die young baybeh says (11:41):
my mom is home '

- Our source says:
so?

^^*Peter*^^ you better die young baybeh says (11:42):
she might se me showing of my penis to someone in england O.o?


More to come!

We wanna see your penis Peter!





Saturday, March 7, 2009

Kittiz - Idieh, Idieh - Kittiz, love at first sight

Oh no! Brad Pitt & Leona Lewiss!


You might've seen Kittiz and Idieh in docks, standing near eachother, sexually harrasing me and being the bellies of the circles, well, they are "togheter" for a long time now.
They are.. you know.. " girl-friends".. but, not lesbians. They've got boyfriends too.
BUT!
Do they love eachother more than their boyfriends? Hashish, damn, it's Ashish, not Hashish and Gayness, whoops, sorry, Greatness. They have been confused in the last period of time, because the overhelming love
of Heidi and Kittiz couldn't make space for them.

While I was reading "The Sun" I saw a picture of them two saying
they cannot go anywhere without the other one, but yet, I thought it
was a joke, but when I looked at the picture... TA-DA!
They are a 2-headed dragon.
No wonder they are like sisters.

I once tried to propose for a 3some,
but they said I couldn't fit between
their necks, so I gave up and started
hitting on Dynamix, our 12 year old
girl, who's also a docktart.

Getting rejected by her two, I came back to
our lovely 2-headed dragon, Kittiz and Heidi.
I was so in love with them I couldn't stand the thought I we
couldn't do a 3some, so I begged and begged for more until..
They official declared me their wings!
Isn't that cool!

Love article <3>


Your 3some buddy,
The Infidel

Puzzle Pirates

A new addition to the team? You’re damn right.

Don’t Fear, The Clubber is here!

Yes people. Yes! You were right! There’s a new addition to the Gossip crew, his name is The Clubber. Why? He clubs everyone he goes near! He’s sixteen, he’s clear, and he’s here! Oh yeah, he’s here. Be doomed if ye mess with him.

Harmonyy, Attention whore or just plain dumb?

I got it folks, oh boy do i got it. Who is Harmonyy beneath her shell and makeup? I know! A 30 year old Tranny? No…

Age: 25

Lives: Lima Island.

Name: “The” Attention Whore

Gender: Female, turned male. (Transsexual)

What did she do? Well, first of all it’s not what she does, it’s what she says; for example:

“HEEEELLLOOO!!! StOp iGnOriNg Me! I’m WrITiNg LiKe tHiS jUsT tO MaKeE you SeE mE!”

Ofcourse, writing like that would make all Attention needing people turn their heads and go; “Master of Attention Whoring, We Follow you til the day we die from AIDS!”

Well, Harmonyy, whatever name you go under; stop fucking around, we don’t like you, please stop.


/The Clubber

Puzzle Pirates



Email Address: DarthJJ09@AIM.com

Name: Jarrod

Age: 16

Location: NY

Yer pirate name: Robotjj

Ocean ye play: Virdian

What do you want to be jobbed as: Just a Gossiper

Where did you hear about us: Lima Docks

What makes you different from others: I can pull secrets out of people

Past experiences: Making fun of people speaking out b/c my opinions

When can ye start yer job if you get in: Immediatly

How do ye want to be contacted if you have passed: Puzzle Pirates

Post here an example of a gossip that you created: Swegirl SWEDISH TERRORIST we have confermation that she has been invloved in the 9/11 attacks as osama Bin ladens fuck buddy she also planned 9/11 so watch out for her...


This guy is.. pathetic.
Just like me, right?

The Gossiper

Slut's advertise here!

We know many of the docktarts of Lima rely on prostitution to fund their families, but with the recent credit crunch, some may be finding it hard to catch customers in their trap.

Lima Gossips is proud to present you the answer!

All you need to do is advertise YOURSELF for just 2,000 PoE!

If you don't have 2,000 PoE, other methods of payment may be accepted (See Gillmorenas).

Ty.
Agossiper.

The Rickroller.

Recently on the docks, the pirate named, "Cnuofesd" has been spotted lurking around the edges of the ocean. Police advise you not to approach him due to the fact he has the mental condition known as "Rickrollalitus". to find out about this disease, click on THIS link. www.smouch.net/lol This very serious and deadly disease means that he cannot enter any chat without sending a rickroll. DO NOT INPUT ANY LINK HE SENDS YOU. It is most likely one of the most terrifying things you will find on the internet - A rick astley video. If you spot him rickrolling, take pity on him and ignore it. Another link he may attempt to send you is www.youtube.com/user/cnuofesd
That is why ye must pity him.

ty and goodbye <3

Agossiper

Oh, and lol if you clicked on the earlier link.

To stop you being rickrolled ever again, there is a HTML written to get rid of the boxes.
www.thekickback.com/rickroll/rickroll Just download it.

Oh no!


What the hell are we? Charity?!


Recently, Danrs has paid me 1,000 PoE to be on this blog, so I had to keep my promise, but guys, what the hell!? We're not charity. For 1,000 PoE your name is mentioned here, only to make you a bit famous.

We won't put you on the blog with a 2,000 characters article for 1,000 PoE, we've recieved bigger ammounts only to say their name on here, and we did.

And you pay 1,000 PoE to be made famous?
Paha paha.
We're not charity, we got bigger sponsorships.



From the charity maker,
The Gossiper

Tribute article

I'm going to give out some names who have been supporting me lately, and making me happy with their sayings or things that they have did.. Thanks for all your help and smiles.



  1. Synne - she put up a smile with her weird unstable head.
  2. Anchovia - thank you for providing us a new motto
  3. Kittiz & Idieh - for their mental support and helping
  4. Porteben - for supporting me in dock fights
  5. Samthetrue - for supporting me with poe
  6. Bamshummuh - providing essencial issues
  7. Bennyboi - providing smiles and "xD"s.
  8. Cobain - for saying always a hi
  9. All our other sponsors - providing us poe, items and others
  10. All our sources! - the ones who give us new article ideas

Yours sincerely,
The Gossiping Team

Deluxes - Gemily - Jessicasweet?!


Oh no, you've broken a wedding!


Deluxes & Gemily, what a nice couple, they've been crawling into the docks, announcing their soon wedding, doing a lot of preparations for the wedding, inviting everyone possible and pretending to be happy with each-other. But.. do we know Deluxes is happy with Gemily?

Well, latest news coming from a close friend with the couple told us that Gemily isn't getting married anymore with Deluxes, because, he, obivously, cheated on her with the controversed Jessicasweet.

They were caught togheter on tells, while Deluxes booched a chat saying something like this:

"I love you from all my heart Jessica, you're so sweet".

And, the couple's friend immediatly sent me this booched tell, so I could gossip about it.
I didn't do it on the spot, because I didn't seem that was a real news to write about, but after days passed and Gemily annoucing their marriage on 4th of March, and they didn't do it, I started thinking more and more, and now, I see that she found out, and he, Deluxes, really dumped her, on the wedding day.


Yours,
The Infidel

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Latest news!

Breaking news people!



I, myself, got to admit that I got scared when I found this out
from a good friend of Raffie's, who met him on runescape, another
childish game. When he told me these informations, I was shocked,
I was freezing with fear about these informations, I was wondering,
"Should I publish them, or should I not?"

And after this, I decided to reveal this info, he really is 12 year old,
he is from Somalia and the one dancing was his friend from runescape
so he could wipe off the shame Raffie had suffered when the players
found out who he is. I am going to reveal even a picture of him, so
girl who have been flirting with him can see how he really looks like,
and immediatly remove him from the hearty list.


The picture near this article was recently shot, last night,
at his hannukah party, his family, decided he no more needed
to wear clothes, we had no expectations for underwear though.


Breaking news,
Also sad news,
The Infidel & The Gossiper


100% truth
Raffie, who is he?

I've heard 2 diffrenet stories about him, which I wanted to publish and you, readers, to decide which one is more convenient.

Raffie #1

Rumours say that he might be 32 or 33 years old and that he has 2 children, Minodora and George. No wonder he flirts with 18-19 year old girls, why would a 12 year old, as he declares himself flirt with girls that could be his mother? It's a bet weird, but anyone, as you people might've seen videos of "him" doing dances and other stuff, people say it's his son, George doing it.

This is the link of, apparently Raffie, click here for Youtube, you'll automaticly be redirected and moved from this site.

Raffie #2

Other rumours say that he is 12 and sex obsessed, prove of it being the constant flirting with older girls, which are 18-21 aged.
He calls himself a man slut, and brags with his life-time "pirate girls" he had for his pleasure.
Gossiping is a thing that he likes doing, as I told you above, he sent me a various number of tells of names who should I gossip, but his articles was hell boring and I decided not to bore you.

It's your decision, who is he? Raffie #1 or Raffie #2?

I'm waiting for your answers on comment board of this article.


Sayonara,
The Gossiper

Clemsongurl - annorexic?


After the truth reveald on the other blog..
Click here for article


After Taylor revealed her personality, she came in the docks
excited about being a star, on Taylor's blog. She was all over
herself so I asked her if she likes the article, and she said it's
funny, but I thought.. truth hurts..

Anyway, after a while, when we were chatting, she just
"cnuofesd" to someone that she's annorexic, doing that
just to get on my very very famous and popular blog.

Anyway, I put her up, trying to humilliate again. I'm now
standing in the docks where people are having a laugh
at my articles. You people, are my lovers.


Hugs & kisses,
The Gossiper

Orgo you lucky booty!

Lima docks, where were you docktarts?!


It was 5:47 PM, UK time, and I was counting who's going to get the
1,000,000 PoE prize, I was doing a riddle, and finally, as I got to it's
end, the PoE got redirected to the famous, the legendary, almighty
ORGO!


Well done Orgo on winning our 1,000,000 PoE prize for this month!
We'll do another 1,000,000 PoE event next month too, so be careful,
when I'm in docks, stay near me and don't loose me from your sight.

Anyway, until April, congrats Orgo for his award for being in docks!


And I'd also like to thank Anchovia for our new motto.
And Synnee, for showing us how a true docktart should be.
And, of course, the legendary, almighty docker, Bennyboi!



This is for today,
The Gossipers Team

Lots of boats!

The couple of alts!


This Hardvvare is a nice man, but.. how does he call his girlfriend? Anyway, he's lucky because he can call her like 5 names (Vallry, Awesum, Dynamix, etc).

But, he's an alt too! So the happiness is for both, the joy of calling eachother 20 names. He's everyone who has VV in his name, and is male.

They're a happy couple. Both are well known for swapping 30 names, changing and changing when ever they feel like it, or they get, dissed, like it happend to Dynamix, who got dissed by us, and had to change from Dynamix, to Harmonyy.
But, they seem to love eachother, age is no criteria for them, she's 12, he's 14. It's a perfect couple, we're waiting for their wedding, I'll be there as their priest.


See you soon at yer wedding bear cups,
The Gossipers

Visits going down to 6,300?!

Guys, guys, we need yer help now!


We have helped you with telling you the latest and hottest rumours, now, it's your turn to help us.
We've recently touched the level of 5,400 visitors, then 6,300, now, we're stagnating.
We need 7,000!


It's your duty to tell your friends or mates on Puzzle Pirates, on any ocean
to fetch a look on our blog, comment or just read our hot articles. We are the
best blog because of these issues:

1. We are the most visited blog or site out there
Not even YPP Forum gets as many visit as we do

2. We update our blog daily with atleast 3 articles per day.

3. We make ourselves known on the docks and Windows Live Messenger

4. We talk to you, take rumours and even articles from you.

5. We get the biggest sponorshipments that any blog reached now.



Yours faithfully,
The Gossipers Team