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Saturday, March 7, 2009

Kittiz - Idieh, Idieh - Kittiz, love at first sight

Oh no! Brad Pitt & Leona Lewiss!


You might've seen Kittiz and Idieh in docks, standing near eachother, sexually harrasing me and being the bellies of the circles, well, they are "togheter" for a long time now.
They are.. you know.. " girl-friends".. but, not lesbians. They've got boyfriends too.
BUT!
Do they love eachother more than their boyfriends? Hashish, damn, it's Ashish, not Hashish and Gayness, whoops, sorry, Greatness. They have been confused in the last period of time, because the overhelming love
of Heidi and Kittiz couldn't make space for them.

While I was reading "The Sun" I saw a picture of them two saying
they cannot go anywhere without the other one, but yet, I thought it
was a joke, but when I looked at the picture... TA-DA!
They are a 2-headed dragon.
No wonder they are like sisters.

I once tried to propose for a 3some,
but they said I couldn't fit between
their necks, so I gave up and started
hitting on Dynamix, our 12 year old
girl, who's also a docktart.

Getting rejected by her two, I came back to
our lovely 2-headed dragon, Kittiz and Heidi.
I was so in love with them I couldn't stand the thought I we
couldn't do a 3some, so I begged and begged for more until..
They official declared me their wings!
Isn't that cool!

Love article <3>


Your 3some buddy,
The Infidel

Puzzle Pirates

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! XD
Thank you so much !
<3 XD!

Anonymous said...

THEY ARE SUCH DOCKTARTS! Well atleast nicole. She is an ATTENTION SEEKING, SLUTTY, ANNOYING person that should be banned. She puts the TART in DOCKTART.

Anonymous said...

<3

Anonymous said...

Yes, I am SOOO *sarcasm* jealous of some slut. No. And I'm a "gay old noob"? Wow THAT really hurts-- too bad I DONt CARE<3 By the way according to the third ammendment i CAN voice my opionions so... yeah dont be a hater<3
xoxo

Anonymous said...

More in depth?! Ok-- how does a potato "fuk" and <3 is kind of a... wow answer. btw... couldn't find the thing to show my name. I loove the hate replyz. Maybe I should add my email. Luz Yuh <3
MJM

Anonymous said...

She is.

Anonymous said...

MJM, what's your name on PP?

Anonymous said...

Aaand,
Nicole is the most amazing person you'll ever meet =D
And I am the luckiest person in the world to even know her ^_^

You should really get to know someone before you start calling them Slutty, annoying etc.
unfortunately for you, I don't think anyone wants to get to know you.

I Love You Nicole ;D <3

Anonymous said...

I love you MOST Heidi =o! XDD<3 <3 And No I'm not the most amazing person.. cause that place is already taken by ONLY.. YOUUU !!! <3 FOREVER.

Anonymous said...

Well... I kind of DO know her. And isn't a bit hippacritical that you don't know me saying that no one would want to get to know me?... (just pointing that out.) Ok-- I'll admit it was kind of rude for me to pont the comment in the first place and I apologize. I just found it kind of annoying --im not sure about this totally-- but did she break up with marcus before dating "Greatness"?... because if not then that is kind of slutty <3. I'll admit that --I'm sorry-- if you did. (granted he wasnt the best person in the world either... maybe we all need therapy-jk)
xoxo
MJM

Anonymous said...

Nicole and Marcus aren't your business.
And why accuse someone and call them names when you don't even know the full story?

And who the heck are you XD?!

Anonymous said...

Actually it is kind of my buisness Mrs. Know-It-All-Wannabee. Marcus and I were very good friends and I think that I do actually have a right to know-- or am I just totally lost in todays rules? And why do you want to know who I am so bad pedo? >_>
xoxo-
,MJM

Anonymous said...

It's Molly isn't it >_>?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

Who is it -_-?


Don't be scared ^_^

Anonymous said...

Or.. be scared.

Anonymous said...

Scaredness is just a state of mind >_>