Lilsexistaci, raped by Hookaa the bear?!

The true real story about Lilsexistaci



Quoting from the Daily Newspaper who quoted Lilsexistaci's accusation for Hookaa the bear:
"It was a friday night, me and my best friends, bitches, just like me were walking on the street, looking for some male bitches, like Hookaa to f**k us so we could earn some money to feed our 15 children. Suddenly, a man approached me, he called himself "Hookaa the bear" and he said he wishes to "strike" some goals into some holes, so I touched his nuts. In that moment, he grabbed me, dragged me in the forest and made me strip, so I did. I did a pole dance, a strip dance, sang him two carols and then, finally, the big moment, he took off his pants and his "Willy Wonka" and the "Chocolate Balls" were on my sight. He grabbed my arm, throwed me on the grass, and the rest, I cannot tell, it will make me burst into tears.."

Quoting Daily Newspaper, January 12, 1993.

But, we know the rest, you can see it in the picture, it's a painting by Leonardo DaVinci.


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The Gossiper