The touch of Dales!Dear readers, we have the sad duty to inform you that Dales is dead. He got struck by a lightning while he was with the sheeps on the field. It's our unhappy duty to inform you that he's alive again, the kids he "touched" more intimate have touched his personal "Willy Wonka" and he jumped off from the bed in the hospital.
Dales has been in our hearts forever, he has "touched" so many of us, well, excluding me and good friends to me in a more lovely way, either virtual or by his real touch.
We respect Dales for his work, if he wasn't alive who would carpent, bilge and sail in Puzzle Pirates? Thought, Puzzle Pirates doesn't want to show his true value, only giving him solid and broad stats, but who cares? If he was for real, he only had Sublime/Ultimate stats.
Dales has been in our hearts since he first stripped in Lima Inn for the legendary pirate Narci.
Attention seeking, begging for poe and affection?
It's the old prototype of Dales.
He's now these skills advanced:
The touch, smell and a long long "Willy Wonka".
In a muddy day,
Willy Wonka a.k.a The Gossiper
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