Well, today, while I was on the docks, with the legendary pirate Thegosiper, I joined a circle with several pirates.
They were chatting about boys, girls, rumours, and obivously, about how stupid, gay, fat, wanker "The Gossiper" is. As they were chatting an advertisement popped up:
The server will be rebooted in 5 minutes.
And then the circle and the pirates in it gone mad!
WHAT THE FOOK?!
OMFG NOOO!!
BABZ I MIS U!
SE U AFTR REBOT!
LUW U BABEZ!
Well, I thought you'd like to see a list of things that Barbies and docktarts hate:
1. Reboots
2. Literate people
3. Selfish boys
As I explained above, they hate reboots for several reasons, but why do they hate literate persons?
Maybe because they cannot spell and they randomly fit in the illiterate kids category who loves spelling either like this: "Hello Pirates, I Am Here For A Rich And Stupid Boyfriend."
Or like this: "Wut the fook/phauk, i hatez dis reboot, i luw u all".
But, why on earth do they hate selfish boys?!
Hold on a minute, they're docktarting for outfits, poe and other items, not for love and cerish, as all boys search girlfriends for. If yer not rich, generous with your girlfriend you're a barrelstopper.
Gossiping again,
The Gossiper
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