Dear pirates,
Click here for another blog, enjoy it.
I have recently sold advertisements so I could support the blog's advertising with tournaments, raffles and other events in YPP. Some people were kind to donate or even buy ad sections on our blog for big amounts of money.
The persons who kindly bought advertisements on site are not related to me, they are not friends, relatives or do not have friendships or even relationships with me.
Do not inolve any of the pirates that I have mentioned in the Bazaar section, they're people who want to sell or buy items.
If you wish to donate for more charity auctions do not hesitate to contact me on the.gossiper@live.com or on YPP under the pirate Thegosiper.
And readers, this isn't just a tabloid, it's a bazaar too, log in daily to see changes and more ADs about items that are being sold or that people desire to buy in our ocean.
Yours sincerely,
The Gossiper
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Shopaholic & Hiddentiger?
"The Gossiper" reveals new information about a new hooked up couple, here, at Lima.
The couple I'm talking about is Shopaholic and Hiddentiger who've been recently seen in Lima docks, standing near eachother and as sources tell, they were sending erotic tells to eachother.
Both rich and stupid, make the perfect couple.
Ever wondered why the ones who're the same find eachother?
Well, this is why.
Shopaholic has a long history for docktarting, quoting a headline of an article:
"Crawling on legs of people, begging for love and money, you've generated Shopaholic.".
She's been quite known for her legendary love tells that she sends to her lovers, boyfriend or potential boyfriends & lovers. She goes by the motto: "Beyond beauty there's stupidity".
Oceanmasters and docktarts can say that she will have a long career in docktarting until her dreamhunk will show up, give her 2 hshoppes, 3 familiars and 20 million PoE.
What can we say about Hiddentiger.
Well, he's the proof that people can live without a brain.
He isn't that known because instead of chatting with people, he worked 24/24 for his broad stats.
That's all for Hiddentiger.
Yours sincerly,
The Infidel
The couple I'm talking about is Shopaholic and Hiddentiger who've been recently seen in Lima docks, standing near eachother and as sources tell, they were sending erotic tells to eachother.
Both rich and stupid, make the perfect couple.
Ever wondered why the ones who're the same find eachother?
Well, this is why.
Shopaholic has a long history for docktarting, quoting a headline of an article:
"Crawling on legs of people, begging for love and money, you've generated Shopaholic.".
She's been quite known for her legendary love tells that she sends to her lovers, boyfriend or potential boyfriends & lovers. She goes by the motto: "Beyond beauty there's stupidity".
Oceanmasters and docktarts can say that she will have a long career in docktarting until her dreamhunk will show up, give her 2 hshoppes, 3 familiars and 20 million PoE.
What can we say about Hiddentiger.
Well, he's the proof that people can live without a brain.
He isn't that known because instead of chatting with people, he worked 24/24 for his broad stats.
That's all for Hiddentiger.
Yours sincerly,
The Infidel
"Notice" the hobo.
Notice the hobo? It's him, Notice!I guess you've already noticed him sleeping through Lima docks, well, guess what? It's not the first time our gossipers found him sleeping and then suddenly waking up when docktarts joining the circle and calling his name. His captain jacket, as he affirms, bought from Nike is a cheap copy of an Giorgio Armani suit and it smells like Addidas spray. The boots are shelter for lots of dock bugs and mice, his hat, no more, I'm going to eat.
Anyway folks, this article has no "finger prints" of "The Gossiper" on it, only a litte bit editing, the rest is my main source, which's name I cannot reveal.
Yours,
The Infidel
Hey you fucking moron!
Guys, guys, hold yer horses!
Click here for another blog, enjoy it.
If you've added me on Windows Live Messenger for that kind of chat, you'll be blocked or ignored.
I didn't give out my ID for you guys to swear me or say stupid things. I gave out my ID only to have a pleasant talk to you, to chat, entertain ourselves and have a great time, that's all, not for "Hey you fucking moron, fatfuck, gay, wanker" etc. If you want to talk to me, make me get this blog down, add me.
If you're going to swear me, you'd only get ignored.
And, now, let's quit the sentimental step.
I was roaming through the docks, with my legendary pirate called "Thegosiper" to find out new rumours, and I found out that rumour about Shantal and her infidel.
But.. guess what!
Dynamix, the legendary pirate changer has changed again!
If you want to have a sentimental conversation with her she's now under the name of
Harmonyy and she's horny.
She'll soon be on the hotline, when she'll be 14, she's now 12. But guys, 2 years isn't that big deal.
The end of the world is coming on 2012, not 2011, you'll have an year to flirt with her.
The infidel,
The Gossiper
Click here for another blog, enjoy it.
If you've added me on Windows Live Messenger for that kind of chat, you'll be blocked or ignored.
I didn't give out my ID for you guys to swear me or say stupid things. I gave out my ID only to have a pleasant talk to you, to chat, entertain ourselves and have a great time, that's all, not for "Hey you fucking moron, fatfuck, gay, wanker" etc. If you want to talk to me, make me get this blog down, add me.
If you're going to swear me, you'd only get ignored.
And, now, let's quit the sentimental step.
I was roaming through the docks, with my legendary pirate called "Thegosiper" to find out new rumours, and I found out that rumour about Shantal and her infidel.
But.. guess what!
Dynamix, the legendary pirate changer has changed again!
If you want to have a sentimental conversation with her she's now under the name of
Harmonyy and she's horny.
She'll soon be on the hotline, when she'll be 14, she's now 12. But guys, 2 years isn't that big deal.
The end of the world is coming on 2012, not 2011, you'll have an year to flirt with her.
The infidel,
The Gossiper
Shantal and Bamshummuh
Shantal & Bamshummuh
Rumours say that when Shantal was off Puzzle Pirates, her beloved boyfriend Bamshummuh was cheating on her with the legendary Liljacky! This rumour has been told by a famous docker who now left the game.
He wanted the story to be published, he said many one-day relationships have been going on between Bamshummuh and other docktarts to satisfy his man needs.
Once again, I do not posses these informations, they were told by a well known docker with the desire of them being publish so Shantal could dump her infidel boyfriend and find one who could satisfy her real woman needs.
Your infidel,
The Gossiper
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Join us, we need another gossiper!
Yes mates! You've heard it!
Our latest addition to our team is "A Gossiper" who will be posting along me and you, if you pass the applications.
I made out a simple form for you pirates who wish to join the gossiping site.
You need a very good imagination and informations about the dock-tarts or the ones you want to make famous.
Don't let your mouth go before you!
Recently while I was crawling through the docks, I've heard many interesting conversations about "The Gossiper" being X, being Y. Well guess what!
Nobody is "The Gossiper" except Thegossiper himself, who you can find in Lima Docks in evenings. I'll be there to chill, chat and admire the sights and search for some new rumours. Do not try to tell me about rumours on Puzzle Pirates, do it on msn.
Our addies.
"The Gossiper"
the.gossiper@live.com
"A Gossiper"
a.gossiper@live.com
Add us there and we can chat all day long about rumours and the blog.
Do not add us on there to beg us for jobs.
You either complete form, either shut up.
The form is available on limagossips.blogspot.com.
Sorry for it's appreance, it's not nice, I know.
You'll have to scroll down a bit to see it.
Complete it and ship it off to us.
All details are on there.
P.S: Guys, stop telling me what to post or what no to post, if you're adding me on msn to insult me or my job, you'll be blocked. A few pirates who'd tried this "smart" idea got blocked, they are Bennyboi and Skittlle.
P.S2: I know who you are, the smart one who completed the application rubbish.
These are your info: 78.145.80.218 [United Kingdom] .Don't make me look further into you. Your lack of amusament makes me sick.
Yours faithfully,
The Gossiper
Our latest addition to our team is "A Gossiper" who will be posting along me and you, if you pass the applications.
I made out a simple form for you pirates who wish to join the gossiping site.
You need a very good imagination and informations about the dock-tarts or the ones you want to make famous.
Don't let your mouth go before you!
Recently while I was crawling through the docks, I've heard many interesting conversations about "The Gossiper" being X, being Y. Well guess what!
Nobody is "The Gossiper" except Thegossiper himself, who you can find in Lima Docks in evenings. I'll be there to chill, chat and admire the sights and search for some new rumours. Do not try to tell me about rumours on Puzzle Pirates, do it on msn.
Our addies.
"The Gossiper"
the.gossiper@live.com
"A Gossiper"
a.gossiper@live.com
Add us there and we can chat all day long about rumours and the blog.
Do not add us on there to beg us for jobs.
You either complete form, either shut up.
The form is available on limagossips.blogspot.com.
Sorry for it's appreance, it's not nice, I know.
You'll have to scroll down a bit to see it.
Complete it and ship it off to us.
All details are on there.
P.S: Guys, stop telling me what to post or what no to post, if you're adding me on msn to insult me or my job, you'll be blocked. A few pirates who'd tried this "smart" idea got blocked, they are Bennyboi and Skittlle.
P.S2: I know who you are, the smart one who completed the application rubbish.
These are your info: 78.145.80.218 [United Kingdom] .Don't make me look further into you. Your lack of amusament makes me sick.
Yours faithfully,
The Gossiper
Darkspire, the famous.
"The Gossiper"
Dear readers & fans,
Recently, I had descovered this hobby of mine, gossiping. And what could I gossip about? Flags? No. Crews? No. Ships? No. Governors? No. Pirates? HELL YES!
But do you know why? Because unlike beauty stupidity is endless!
You pirates on this blog amaze with your stupidity! Except a few who were here to be praised or morned.
So, after all docks talking about me, I decided to reaveal my identity.
You might hate me after this, blame me, judge me, isolate me on a unhabittated island, kill me, screw me, swear me, I COULDN'T CARE LESS! Now, I'm done with my speech.
Let's get describing myself.
Name: Brad Pitt
Age: 45
Sexual status: Married with Angelina Jolie
From your #1 source,
The Gossiper
Pinkypoo, new luxury Barbie edition.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world....!
Dear Barbie fans, our company has the pleasure to announce a new type of barbie, Pinkypoo. She's lost some intelligence from the last one, but she can do more things than a Barbie could ever do! If you wish to order the newest Barbie call us.
Abilities & skills:
Dock-tarting advanced skills
Begging for poe
Sluttery & prostitution
Drama queen
Emo skills + you'll recieve a new rose with card!
And the last but not the least, SHE OWNS A STALL! Yes ladies and gentlemen, a tailoring stall here on favourite island, Lima!
And, times have changed, Barbie changed, so did Ken! There's no more Ken! The new Barbie lover is Hyperman. They're both known for their poor stats and IQ.
The one and only,
The Gossiper
Emwee, another dock-tart?!
Is she the new Britney Spears?!
Recently the docks have been invaded by this so called creature Emwee, she's begging for love and poe to buy herself some nice outfit.
If you'll join a circle of hers you'd probably be flooded by hugs and praises from her BUT the Federal Bureau of Investigation are searching her from sluttery and prostitution in Lima docks.
If you have seen Emwee in Lima docks call 911.
Hottest news,
From your #1 gossiper,
The Gossiper
Cobain, attention seeking?!
Lima docks attention seeker!
Cobain, the guarding angel of everyone, the Goddess of fights and the dock-tart. What is she really searching for? A lovely rich man to confort her through unhappy and lonely nights, or just another dock-tart which she can steal from?!
The latest rumour says that she stolen some items from a wardrobe and run off with them. After a while when oceanmasters were alerted she pretended not to know about the theft and she accused another dock-tart, under the name of "Liljacky".
Is this a real story? Will the oceanmasters belive her?
We shall soon know the verdict.
Stay tuned,
The Gossiper
Is it a plane? Is it a bird?
No. It's Jeze !
Have you ever thought that you would have the honor to talk or even meet a SHEMALE?
In case you don't know what a shemale is..it's a girl and a guy at the same time, biologicaly speaking.
Guess what ! You are the lucky winner !
Front row seats at the grand opening , staring as main character Jeze.
She can play both roles, female or male, she persuaded the producer of the movie and showed him her abilities in.. BED.
Don't hesitate to approach her when you see her in Lima, she'll gladly help you with all yer needs, social or sexual, mental or physic, life or virtual needs.
For more details of her regarding her abilities and sensations contact Gillmorenas.
Hugs and kisses,
The Gossiper
Robotjj, is he emo or just depressed?
Remeber Robotjj?He's the one who mutes everybody in docks, because he's apparently bullied by everyone, poor him. But let's not judge by appearances and let's find out his true story.
He is 14 at the moment of speaking, born in Somalia, in a family of 16 siblings, being the oldest of them. Last week, he was officially declare orphan after his parents died in a car crash BUT wasn't enough for him, his aunt died in a plane crash too, in the same week! That's a tragedy!
Could this be the reason for his depressive attitude and in the same time annoying for Lima circles.
P.S: We're hosting a fund raise to support him and his family to go through these rough times. If you'd like to donate please call +40766208191.
Your lover,
The Gossiper
Gillmorenas "The Pimp"
What in the seven seas?!
Is he the ultimate pimp? Rumours said that he has a long career through girls, and he considers himself every girl's dream hunk.
Is that the truth?
Will he conquer Cyndiepet's heart?
Anyway, let's see his recent conquers.
-Sexysmurf
-Skittlle
-Jeze
I guess 3 are enough, we don't have all day long to encounter all girls that he had.
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