I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world....!
Dear Barbie fans, our company has the pleasure to announce a new type of barbie, Pinkypoo. She's lost some intelligence from the last one, but she can do more things than a Barbie could ever do! If you wish to order the newest Barbie call us.
Abilities & skills:
Dock-tarting advanced skills
Begging for poe
Sluttery & prostitution
Drama queen
Emo skills + you'll recieve a new rose with card!
And the last but not the least, SHE OWNS A STALL! Yes ladies and gentlemen, a tailoring stall here on favourite island, Lima!
And, times have changed, Barbie changed, so did Ken! There's no more Ken! The new Barbie lover is Hyperman. They're both known for their poor stats and IQ.
The one and only,
The Gossiper
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