Dear readers & fans,
Recently, I had descovered this hobby of mine, gossiping. And what could I gossip about? Flags? No. Crews? No. Ships? No. Governors? No. Pirates? HELL YES!
But do you know why? Because unlike beauty stupidity is endless!
You pirates on this blog amaze with your stupidity! Except a few who were here to be praised or morned.
So, after all docks talking about me, I decided to reaveal my identity.
You might hate me after this, blame me, judge me, isolate me on a unhabittated island, kill me, screw me, swear me, I COULDN'T CARE LESS! Now, I'm done with my speech.
Let's get describing myself.
Name: Brad Pitt
Age: 45
Sexual status: Married with Angelina Jolie
From your #1 source,
The Gossiper
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