Experiment!

After thousands of experiments..


We finally finished the first prototype, it's called
Barnie a.k.a Bloodx.

As blind people carry along with them a dog, to lead them, no offence intended, but appreciation to them, Bloodx carries his parrot to guide him through difficult situations where he needs the brain he misses.

Our sources from the US told us a brain surgery is only 5,000 PoE so we decided to do a fund raise so Bloodx could be like all of us.

But the brain is not the only problem, as you can see in the picture, his mouth, eyes are very frightening, we're intending to do a plastic surgery for them too, which will be more expensive, the amount reaching 18,500 PoE.

If anyone whishes to donate for the poor ugly brainless pirate do not hesitate to add the.gossiper@live.com or talk to Theinfidel on Puzzle Pirates.


Yours,
Barnie

Poor him!

Nichlass, the poor illiterate male whore.

Let's quote a bit from Nichlass: "ur blog sux, i hate it, i look on it every 5 minutes, i don't care about it"

Indeed, you surely don't care, that 5 minutes rutine is just a safety issue rutine, right?
Anyway, apparently, I'm a stupid low-life, as Nichlass says.
But, how am I stupid?
Unlike him, I can type properly, I can keep up chats without swearing and I am a good narrator.
But, what can he really do? Instead of flirting, saying "Me love you, me sex you", hearty everyone and seeking for attention, trying to be the belly of Lima circles.
If you call him stupid or anything else, he'll just admit he is one, call him hypochrite, he cannot help himself from saying: I am one. He now, found a stupid buddy, just like him, under the name of Coldtrojan, another attention seeker who roams into the docks, bragging with his maroon limited edition valentine's hat. He thinks his broad stats impress people, so he has the "guts" to stand up and protect his fellow bummer.
As many pirates told me, they're called "The nut crackers" or " The Nutters" because they've repeteadly cracked eachother's "nuts".
You've got here a picture of the legendary, rich and generous pirate, bragging with his hat and blue boots, which cost 1,250,577 poe and 923 doubs to buy.
Bullying americans is a hobby of his, apparently, I'm an american.


Yours truely,
The Gossiper

Approached by aliens and all kind of species

Removed suckers!

The tarts start speaking!

After a muddy night..


The Gossiper got banned permanently for ban evasion, The Gossipers had a lot of succes in the docks, owning and making people admit their true stupidity even by silence, as you can see in the picture next to this text.

Pinkypoo decided to admit her stupidity by her silence. We understood her regrets of being alive, and we wish her a happy wrist cutting. (SHE'S EMO!)

Other people, like Probrecito decided to realise their stupidity by leaving the circle, silence and being the fans of "The Gossiper".


A true sad story is Lexibaby's, who, a fan of "The Gossiper" got ditched, dumped and even DISSED by the almighty "The Gossiper", is going emo-ish too. At first, she was praising "The Gossiper" from all her heart and purity, and in the end, she started blaming and dissing "The Gossipers". But who cares?! We don't!

We're superheroes!

And, not to forget Nichlass, who's another gossiper wannabe, but? What can we do? Just let them be!


But, we're really sorry for Lexi, she's changed alot.


You guys are such wannabes,
The Infidel

She said it, not me!

While our applications were goin through, we recieved this!

Name: Whorish McWhore

Age: 25

Location: AMERICA

Yer pirate name: Porcelain

Ocean ye play: Viridian

What do you want to be jobbed as: Striptease dancer

Where did you hear about us: Lima Docks

What makes you different from others: I take of my clothes for money and i'm a dock tart, the best one

Past experiences: being a slut and having kids

When can ye start yer job if you get in: Immediatly

How do ye want to be contacted if you have passed: Puzzle Pirates

Post here an example of a gossip that you created: I said that i'm a slut to everyone.
also i get pregnant alot, cos i cant close my whore legs.


Yours,
The Infidel

While I was reading my emails..

I recieved an email from someone on Yahoo..


It had an interesting subject so I decided to open it. The email contained 2 files who were attached.

1. Oceanmaster Tool Photo, which was an executable that I opened, with fear, of course and found out it was a trojan horse who blurres your cache which doesn't care at all, it's just to let you see the picture and clearing the blackspotting.

2. "Shoot the Gossiper" which is a game, where I am standing near a target and you have an AK-47 in your hand and you have to kill me, game I enjoyed, because I never killed myself. My antivirus was saying it's a virus so I exited it and played.

I hope you'll have fun as I did, by the way, neither the game or picture are owned by me.

If it says it's a virus exit your antivirus and play.
If ye wish to contact the one who sent me the email, find him at pxcuse@yahoo.com.


Download links: (they've all been check with Rapidshare's antivirus)

Shoot the Gossiper, Mirror #1
Shoot the Gossiper, Mirror #2
Shoot the Gossiper, Mirror #3

And the picture:
Mirror #1
Mirror #2


Yours,
The Gossiper

The Informer speaks

As you have heard...

I have recently been added to the team yours truly, The Lima Gossipers.
I will be looking forward to bringing you the latest dirt on your favorite Dock tarters but, in the meanwhile add in.former@live.com

Here to please,
The Informer.

New addition to our team!

As the title says..


A new addition to our team is "The Informer" who will now tell you the latest rumours and gossips.

We will not reveal any information about our team unless one of us decides to share HIS personal identity.

Our team is now formed by:

- The Gossiper (leader)
- A.Gossiper (leader)
- The Informer (leader)
- The Infidel (leader)

We welcome The Informer in our team and we wish he'll do a great job, I mean, he will, otherwise he'll find himself "planked" off our ship, called Lima Gossips.

This was a short article that needed to introduce the new gossiper and our team.



Yours faithfully,
The Gossiper,
The Infidel,
The Lamer,
The Informer.

Spanks me babes and call me cowboy!

Hold yer horses pirates!
Listen to this, carefully, to the end.


The other blog, under the link of http://puzzlepiratelosers.blogspot.com/ is fully supported by my and my sponsors, sources and all people who admire me, my work and me as a person.

Do not judge that site comparing it to mine. Do not do the mistake to compare it to mine.

I've seen recent accusations towards the owner of Puzzle Pirates Losers who didn't have a "rythm" at my ear. This period I'm a bit busy to tell you all about the blog owners, their stories and articles.

Off-topic

I'm in a busy time, you've caught me in a wrong timing, and this ban didn't fall good at all, you only had to lose. I was grateful to give you 50,000 PoE and other expensive and luxury items but a pirate of yours, Lilsexistaci ruined it all by reporting me.

Due to her there will be no more tournaments, all tournaments were financialy supported by me and a few of my sponsors, now, if you want tournaments, you'll have to pay for them, it doesn't take alot to pay me 100 poe daily and have the chance to win 5,000.

If you wish to donate poe go on Windows Live Messenger and add the.gossiper@live.com and we'll talk about details. If you wish to sponsor me in a different way you'll have prevelieges and publicity on my blog and blogs/sites of my parteners.

It doesn't take alot to pay 100 poe daily.


From a busy time,
The Gossiper

Mauretti & his love

While I was reading the daily newspaper...


Ka boom! Bingo! Double Vegas! Ching! Cha-ching!
"The story of two loving elephants is amazing the wide world".

The pirate sitting, being "nailed" plays Puzzle Pirates too, under the name of Monkeyswrath.


They took part of a photo session in their own home, L.A. Zoo; and after, happy they came back home, in Somalia where they had part of all affection from the Somalia citizens.


For a few days now, they've been roaming through docks with rings, showing their pure love and the one night "bumming" party they had in L.A.


This article was recieved from a source, neither The Infidel or The Gossiper took part of this article or edited it.


Yours,
The Infidel & The Gossiper

The touch of Dales

The touch of Dales!


Dear readers, we have the sad duty to inform you that Dales is dead. He got struck by a lightning while he was with the sheeps on the field. It's our unhappy duty to inform you that he's alive again, the kids he "touched" more intimate have touched his personal "Willy Wonka" and he jumped off from the bed in the hospital.

Dales has been in our hearts forever, he has "touched" so many of us, well, excluding me and good friends to me in a more lovely way, either virtual or by his real touch.

We respect Dales for his work, if he wasn't alive who would carpent, bilge and sail in Puzzle Pirates? Thought, Puzzle Pirates doesn't want to show his true value, only giving him solid and broad stats, but who cares? If he was for real, he only had Sublime/Ultimate stats.

Dales has been in our hearts since he first stripped in Lima Inn for the legendary pirate Narci.

Attention seeking, begging for poe and affection?
It's the old prototype of Dales.

He's now these skills advanced:
The touch, smell and a long long "Willy Wonka".


In a muddy day,
Willy Wonka a.k.a The Gossiper

No brain, but I still live!

After thousands of experiments..


We finally finished the first prototype, it's called
Barnie a.k.a Bloodx.

As blind people carry along with them a dog, to lead them, no offence intended, but appreciation to them, Bloodx carries his parrot to guide him through difficult situations where he needs the brain he misses.

Our sources from the US told us a brain surgery is only 5,000 PoE so we decided to do a fund raise so Bloodx could be like all of us.

But the brain is not the only problem, as you can see in the picture, his mouth, eyes are very frightening, we're intending to do a plastic surgery for them too, which will be more expensive, the amount reaching 18,500 PoE.

If anyone whishes to donate for the poor ugly brainless pirate do not hesitate to add the.gossiper@live.com or talk to Theinfidel on Puzzle Pirates.


Yours,
Barnie

Have no fear, The Gossiper is here!

Today, I got banned thanks to a few docktarts.


Yes people, you've all missed me and I know. I'll be back tomorrow as soon as possible. I'll be going to a internet club and create another 3 accounts, nothing can stop me, neither OMs.


And for you guys, try to ban me more, I'll be your nightmare.

That that as a warning, or threat.

I love you my docktarts: Lilsexistaci, Liljacky, Evelynne, Juicyfruits, Shantal and sorry for the ones I missed, I mean, I love all Lima docks, 90% are docktarts.


Yours,
The Infidel

Lilsexistaci, raped by Hookaa the bear?!

The true real story about Lilsexistaci



Quoting from the Daily Newspaper who quoted Lilsexistaci's accusation for Hookaa the bear:
"It was a friday night, me and my best friends, bitches, just like me were walking on the street, looking for some male bitches, like Hookaa to f**k us so we could earn some money to feed our 15 children. Suddenly, a man approached me, he called himself "Hookaa the bear" and he said he wishes to "strike" some goals into some holes, so I touched his nuts. In that moment, he grabbed me, dragged me in the forest and made me strip, so I did. I did a pole dance, a strip dance, sang him two carols and then, finally, the big moment, he took off his pants and his "Willy Wonka" and the "Chocolate Balls" were on my sight. He grabbed my arm, throwed me on the grass, and the rest, I cannot tell, it will make me burst into tears.."

Quoting Daily Newspaper, January 12, 1993.

But, we know the rest, you can see it in the picture, it's a painting by Leonardo DaVinci.


Stay tuned for more,
The Gossiper

YMCA, sing with us Hookaa!

Smile, you're gay!


Guys, guys, shut the f**k up. Hookaa's not the only gay in game, last days Lilsexistaci admitted that she's a male too, while I was roaming through the docks, I rushed into a circle where Hookaa and Lilsexistaci were as usual, gay flirting.
Some of you might not belive what I'm going to show you but, it's 100% truth, belive them or "The Gossiper", who brings you fresh news daily.

"Lilsexistaci says, i love you hookaa, you're my dream hunk"
"Hookaa says, damn you fat gay, I'd f**k you in all yer holes"
"Lilsexistaci says, I can do another webcam showoff bum"
"Hookaa says, sorry, it's 8 PM, gotta go sleep"

And then, I started barping and puking all over my keyboard I had to leave.
And as the chat said, Hookaa went to sleep, the milk was getting cold and pijamas were already divided, if the female from the children's house knew that he's up, he would spank Hookaa.


For more rumours, stay tuned with us,
The Infidel

Not nice!

Not nice Mr. Oceanmasters



Guys, you must sent petitions to the oceanmasters, I've been officialy banned with the prizes for tomorrow. I was going to make 2 tournaments of 50k pot each but now, thanks to the OMs they have been cancelled, and all prizes are sitting there on the banned account.

What did we lose and was going to be yours?!

- 100k
- 2 black/gold outfits
- 2 rings (gemstone/band)
- 2 fruitcakes
- 2 greeting cards advertising our blog.

But, I'm not going to cry because they were all donated to me.
Now, I have to call again my loyal donators to help me create atleast a 5k tournament tomorrow, not to break up our generation of tournaments.


A sad day for us,
The Gossiper

Latest news people!

Me love you all folks!


I apologise for what I've written before about Shantal, Bashmuhhum or what's his name and his lover, Evelynne I was lieing, I mean, I was miss-informed by my #1 source.

Evelynne & Bashmhuhuh are not lovers, Evelynne and Shantal share Bashmuhnuh, they're a 3some couple. If you see them in a circle by themselves, do not disturb them, it's an order.

They've never met in real but they yet have the courage to do a e-3some, isn't that fair brave?

Related to this, no wonder Shantal and Evelynne are wearing same clothes.

Bashmuhuhuh is every girl's dream hunk, hop on him and ride him girls.
You could share him with the others.

Claudia & Peacekeepers, a cigarette for the society?

"You are the air that i breath and the sun that leads me to home when im lost...I LOVE YOU..."

Quoting from Claudia's gemstone ring

Isn't that just wonderful guys? Him being so honest. Takes alot of guts to admit that you breath infected air, germs and a lot of stupidity and the fact that you never end up home because of her, because she doesn't shine at all.

But yet, you buy her black clothes, besides that they're black they're expensive because she picked the most expensive clothes, midriff, bloomers and those elf shoes. But look, he's rich. His portrait with a octo and a narrow stat shows it all!


But guys, Shrek and Fiona had a wonderful life, why can't they?


Your gossiper,
The Infidel

Searching for sponsors!

Dear readers,


Yesterday it was the beginning of our series of tournaments, raffles and all sort of events. For a poor association like us it's a bit hard to do a daily tournament to satisfy every pirate's wish to take part and maybe win the tournaments. We have a few sponsors but we cannot cover the daily neccesity of a tournament which pot should include 5k. We need more sponsors to help us do our activities on Puzzle Pirates. We do not ask for big amounts of PoE, clothes or other items, any amount is fine to start the daily goal.

We do not beg, we're doing it as charity too.


Expecting for kindness and gratitiude,
The Gossiper

Gn, who's he?!

Ladies and gentlemen,


Recently the inn has been flooded with rich, powerful, stupid, poor, average pirates. They all brag with clothes, ships, familiars, stats or just with their personality.

Lately "Gn", a brave and stupid pirate has been showing up dressed in gold with a tan octo on his shoulder, trying to find a sexy girlfriend who could satisfy some pixel needs, male needs.

After I thought about him I went in the Lima palace to see if any new stuff is going arround and I entered the place where you make portraits when I saw "Gn" near the sofa, and a well known docktart called Liljacky was using unbearable words like: /e sucks Gn's cock hard, /e strips, /e does a lap-dance for "Gn" and in the end, he said he only got 35k but Jacky, kindly, said that the amount is good for her services.

I was shocked when I saw them flirting, and even worse, "SHAGGING / BANGING / FUCKING / BUMMING" eachother in the palace, under the eyes of everyone, like guys, this shocked me.


P.S: This article wasn't written by "The Gossiper" or "The Infidel". It was recieved from one of our daily sources of information about the recent docktarts or one night dates.


Yours,
The Gossiper & The Infidel

What do docktarts hate the most?

Well, today, while I was on the docks, with the legendary pirate Thegosiper, I joined a circle with several pirates.

They were chatting about boys, girls, rumours, and obivously, about how stupid, gay, fat, wanker "The Gossiper" is. As they were chatting an advertisement popped up:

The server will be rebooted in 5 minutes.


And then the circle and the pirates in it gone mad!


WHAT THE FOOK?!
OMFG NOOO!!
BABZ I MIS U!
SE U AFTR REBOT!
LUW U BABEZ!


Well, I thought you'd like to see a list of things that Barbies and docktarts hate:

1. Reboots
2. Literate people
3. Selfish boys

As I explained above, they hate reboots for several reasons, but why do they hate literate persons?

Maybe because they cannot spell and they randomly fit in the illiterate kids category who loves spelling either like this: "Hello Pirates, I Am Here For A Rich And Stupid Boyfriend."

Or like this: "Wut the fook/phauk, i hatez dis reboot, i luw u all".


But, why on earth do they hate selfish boys?!

Hold on a minute, they're docktarting for outfits, poe and other items, not for love and cerish, as all boys search girlfriends for. If yer not rich, generous with your girlfriend you're a barrelstopper.



Gossiping again,
The Gossiper

Shantal & Bamshummuh


Rumours say that when Shantal was off Puzzle Pirates, her beloved boyfriend Bamshummuh was cheating on her with the legendary Evelynne! This rumour has been told by a famous docker who now left the game.

He wanted the story to be published, he said many one-day relationships have been going on between Bamshummuh and other docktarts to satisfy his man needs.

Once again, I do not posses these informations, they were told by a well known docker with the desire of them being publish so Shantal could dump her infidel boyfriend and find one who could satisfy her real woman needs.


Your infidel,
The Gossiper

Welcome the "balls" in the poor house!

Mrballs is poor!


Yes pirates! You've got used to Mrballs being in gold clothes, black, maroon and navy, but lately he's been showing up rude in Lima docks and inn, like a poor man!


You might've seen the recent sellings of Mrballs's.
Selling ships, selling pets, selling clothes, selling everything possible!

Our blog decided to make a charity action for MrBalls, so we could buy him a gold outfit even if he doesn't agree with us.

Now, let's step back to reality. You might've been bullied because you're poor, because you're not cool, because your stats suck, but guys, when I look arround I get bullied too, but when I look at Ball's stats, I get confort knowing that I'm not the only rich noob.

Let's support Mrballs through the economic crysis and show our good side.
But!

You'd better support me, cause I bring the latest rumours online!



Hugs & kisses,
The Infidel & The Gossiper

We're not only bad, see?

Dear readers & fans,


You might've seen only our bad part, of gossiping and saying the "naked" truth, but we have a hidden side, the good side.

As I promised that I will use the money and items donated to me in tournaments, raffles and others, today, 11:18 PM UK time I started a drinking tournament with a pot of 5,000 PoE, no entry fee, first prize includes a greeting card advertising our blog, white starfish and a orange/white blackjack, and the second prize including a skull dager and rapier.

We're planning to make more tournaments and other events with the money that you pirates support us with.

We're not only bad, we're good.


Lots of love,
The Gossiper

Recently sold ads on the blog..

Dear pirates,
Click here for another blog, enjoy it.


I have recently sold advertisements so I could support the blog's advertising with tournaments, raffles and other events in YPP. Some people were kind to donate or even buy ad sections on our blog for big amounts of money.

The persons who kindly bought advertisements on site are not related to me, they are not friends, relatives or do not have friendships or even relationships with me.

Do not inolve any of the pirates that I have mentioned in the Bazaar section, they're people who want to sell or buy items.

If you wish to donate for more charity auctions do not hesitate to contact me on the.gossiper@live.com or on YPP under the pirate Thegosiper.


And readers, this isn't just a tabloid, it's a bazaar too, log in daily to see changes and more ADs about items that are being sold or that people desire to buy in our ocean.



Yours sincerely,
The Gossiper