Ha, isn't it weird?
All the bloggers stop blogging, and voila, puzzle pirates just gets boring all over again.
A new wave of douchebags just emerged from the black abyss.
There are more dock tarts than ever, and more stupid situations.
And alas, there is no one to make fun of them.
So, here I am.
Back, again.
Not the gossiper,
But "Anonymous Blogger"
The guy you all hated (:
I'm going to keep you informed on the latest douchebags.
But, I won't post the articles here.
I post them on my blog.
www.puzzlepiratelosers.blogspot.com
Check it out every day, see if theres anything new on it.
You wont regret it (:
Tata noobz0rs
Friday, June 5, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Smells like retirement
Woop woop! Yarr! Yeehaw!
Yaaaaaaaaay!
The fat, gay, old, retarded, dumb gossiper is retiring, after witing more than 60 articles, life was getting boring, PP life, so, I decided
to retire, so, officialy, "The Gossiper" is retiring, but yet, I am not finished with my job, I am going to seeker for all you gossiper, who must take this blog far in the ierarhy of best sites, or wait, I ALREADY DID THAT! All you have to do is only write articles, anyway, if you're interested, add the.gossiper@live.com.
I'll stay in docks all night by the way, see ya!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Eww, who's he? Eww, why is he here? Eww, fire him, eww..
Eww, I don't care..
I've been told on Windows Live Messenger about the latest additions to our team,
about how much you hate him and bla-bla. I coudn't care less.
He's part of our team, he will remain part of our team until he'll do a huge
mistake and we'll have to dismiss him, but, that won't happen' soon.
So don't worry about him. Don't threat me with "I won't read your blog anymore"
cause I couldn't care less!
You're one of a thousand, what is that? You either gonna stick reading to our blog,
you either gonna leave it and go to yer filthy business.
Him, Annonymus Blogger has joined our team, he's the happy owner of
puzzlepirateslosers.blogspot.com, a blog that we, Lima Gossips Staff
promote and support through it's way to succes. Hopefully he will help
us and entertain you, or just throw out with the real truth.
Welcome in Lima Gossips staff, Annonymus Blogger.
Also, we had recent additions we cannot talk about, which have in
their content hidden sources OR unrevealed gossipers that do not
wish to show their identity.
Also, The Clubber was dismissed as a gossiper.
Yours faithfully,
The Gossiper
I've been told on Windows Live Messenger about the latest additions to our team,
about how much you hate him and bla-bla. I coudn't care less.
He's part of our team, he will remain part of our team until he'll do a huge
mistake and we'll have to dismiss him, but, that won't happen' soon.
So don't worry about him. Don't threat me with "I won't read your blog anymore"
cause I couldn't care less!
You're one of a thousand, what is that? You either gonna stick reading to our blog,
you either gonna leave it and go to yer filthy business.
Him, Annonymus Blogger has joined our team, he's the happy owner of
puzzlepirateslosers.blogspot.com, a blog that we, Lima Gossips Staff
promote and support through it's way to succes. Hopefully he will help
us and entertain you, or just throw out with the real truth.
Welcome in Lima Gossips staff, Annonymus Blogger.
Also, we had recent additions we cannot talk about, which have in
their content hidden sources OR unrevealed gossipers that do not
wish to show their identity.
Also, The Clubber was dismissed as a gossiper.
Yours faithfully,
The Gossiper
New blogging buddy!
Heyy. I'm the newest member to Lima Gossips!
Who am I?
I'm the owner of www.puzzlepiratelosers.blogspot.com
Why am I blogging on this site?
I was asked by the "Lima Gossips" team to blog on this site. I gladly accepted. According to 'The Gossiper' I wasn't getting the number of views for all my work. Or the appreciation. So here I am, blogging on this site!
I'm looking forward to writing the latest gossip! =)
Yours Truely,
Anonymous Blogger.
Who am I?
I'm the owner of www.puzzlepiratelosers.blogspot.com
Why am I blogging on this site?
I was asked by the "Lima Gossips" team to blog on this site. I gladly accepted. According to 'The Gossiper' I wasn't getting the number of views for all my work. Or the appreciation. So here I am, blogging on this site!
I'm looking forward to writing the latest gossip! =)
Yours Truely,
Anonymous Blogger.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
3,000 PoE, a noob sponsor?!
As you can see.. Jordans tried to do business with.. The Gossiper?!
Haha, he first told me to log in like 3 accounts, I changed the passwords of them all and told him they don't work, and then created an account and sold it to him, but, he tried to fool me, as you can see in the picture.
What the hell?! Fool me?! Now, everything is obivous by the picture. Than, to make himself sure that I didn't report him, he tried chatting with him, but, as you can see, I also reported him for ban evasion, cause, I'm mean. But, also, all of you know that, no wonder I have this blog, right Missgothy?
She's the one trying to make me quit this blog today but saying weird stuff to me, at a point I decided to leave, I was tooooooo scared to talk to her.
Yours,
The Gossiper, UNDERCOVER!
Monday, March 9, 2009
See, gossiping loves me, they've denied my requestal.
Ahoy,
This email represents a final notice to you about your account:
After reviewing the reasons for your banning and your subsequent
communications, we have no choice but deny your request for unbanning the
account.
The decision is not made lightly, but we believe it is for the best of the
game as a whole.
As a result of this decision, we will not reply to further emails relating to
this account, or consider other reasons for unbanning this account. The appeal
for this account is closed.
Fair winds,
- Prometheus
Fair winds,
The Gossiper
This email represents a final notice to you about your account:
After reviewing the reasons for your banning and your subsequent
communications, we have no choice but deny your request for unbanning the
account.
The decision is not made lightly, but we believe it is for the best of the
game as a whole.
As a result of this decision, we will not reply to further emails relating to
this account, or consider other reasons for unbanning this account. The appeal
for this account is closed.
Fair winds,
- Prometheus
Fair winds,
The Gossiper
Clemsongurl, Shenji, married?!
Clemsongurl & Shenji, getting married IRL!
Good news people, sorry for the rubbish I said before.
They're getting married now in r/l.
Well done.
Name yer kids:
"The Gossiper"
"The Informer"
"The Infidel"
"A Gossiper"
As a gift for us.
Congratulations,
Lima Gossips Staff
The Gossiper, should I, or shouldn't I?
Well pirates, life is getting hard for me..
As soon as I started this Lima Gossips blog, I've been banned for 32 times,
counted and screenshotted, if anyone wants to see contact me on the.gossiper@live.com.
It's fun to see how this blog got so popular and ended up at 10,000 visits.
It's even more popular than the forums.
It's the most popular site relating/reffering to this game, YPP.
But, what can I do?
I am a bit bored now, I can't stay and chat with my old friends, trade,
laugh and do all the things I used to be, because I always get banned, so,
today, I sent an email to YPP saying how sorry I and promising I won't do anything
wrong ever again. Hard to believe for you though.
I am hated and loved, sworn and hugged, ditched and requested, I am
everything I wanted to be, I don't want to be anything more than..
a pirate, like you, a pirate, without knowing the tought of fear, as I now
know, the fear of getting banned. From the beginning I knew this will
get back to me, and I will regret it, and I will step back from this, and I
will, if the OMs, the player support will unban me, I mean, my mac, and
set me as you, a ban-free player. Everything I want to be.
It depends on them, if I'm going to step back, or not.
You'll know who I am though, I cannot be somebody else.
I'm not regreting my work, but my acts, I wish I had never started this
and my mains weren't banned, along my friends and items I lost in
this "procedure" of gossiping.
I'm a bit sad now, cause I cannot play Puzzle Pirates anymore,
as I used to play it, but, what else could I do?
Yours sincerely,
The Gossiper
P.S:
If the OMs will give me this chance, I'll leave this blog
in the dust of days and months, hours and seconds spent on it.
If they won't let me play, I'll keep doing my work, as I am doing
it now, but, with regrets that I could never make it straight again.
As soon as I started this Lima Gossips blog, I've been banned for 32 times,
counted and screenshotted, if anyone wants to see contact me on the.gossiper@live.com.
It's fun to see how this blog got so popular and ended up at 10,000 visits.
It's even more popular than the forums.
It's the most popular site relating/reffering to this game, YPP.
But, what can I do?
I am a bit bored now, I can't stay and chat with my old friends, trade,
laugh and do all the things I used to be, because I always get banned, so,
today, I sent an email to YPP saying how sorry I and promising I won't do anything
wrong ever again. Hard to believe for you though.
I am hated and loved, sworn and hugged, ditched and requested, I am
everything I wanted to be, I don't want to be anything more than..
a pirate, like you, a pirate, without knowing the tought of fear, as I now
know, the fear of getting banned. From the beginning I knew this will
get back to me, and I will regret it, and I will step back from this, and I
will, if the OMs, the player support will unban me, I mean, my mac, and
set me as you, a ban-free player. Everything I want to be.
It depends on them, if I'm going to step back, or not.
You'll know who I am though, I cannot be somebody else.
I'm not regreting my work, but my acts, I wish I had never started this
and my mains weren't banned, along my friends and items I lost in
this "procedure" of gossiping.
I'm a bit sad now, cause I cannot play Puzzle Pirates anymore,
as I used to play it, but, what else could I do?
Yours sincerely,
The Gossiper
P.S:
If the OMs will give me this chance, I'll leave this blog
in the dust of days and months, hours and seconds spent on it.
If they won't let me play, I'll keep doing my work, as I am doing
it now, but, with regrets that I could never make it straight again.
Shariblue, stalker?!
Recently, I've seen Shariblue stalking a few people..
Well, a good question is, is she doing it for poe, is she doing it for political plans or just, lack of affection? Many people complained that she stalks them and pretend to mute them after they tell
her she's a stalk, and yet, she denies everything ever said. A few people I've seen that are stalked by Shariblue are Linkk, Piratemoose and Jellyphant. She's going all arround were they go, and before they ask what's she doing here, she speaks: "Wtf, are you stalking me? Go away." and "mutes" everyone.
People say that she's only like this because when she was younger, her father, George was beating her with cruelty, without thinking of the poor thing's feelings. She now, having a lack of affection, tries to find a shelter in everyone's heart, even if you don't want to shelter her, she'll make room for her, stalking you.
Hopefully, this article will make her stop stalking and annoying people, and probably, some good hearted pirates will take care of her spiritual and sentimental needs, which she needs alot.
In our bad ways, we love you Shariblue!
Your lovely one,
The Gossiper
Well, a good question is, is she doing it for poe, is she doing it for political plans or just, lack of affection? Many people complained that she stalks them and pretend to mute them after they tell
her she's a stalk, and yet, she denies everything ever said. A few people I've seen that are stalked by Shariblue are Linkk, Piratemoose and Jellyphant. She's going all arround were they go, and before they ask what's she doing here, she speaks: "Wtf, are you stalking me? Go away." and "mutes" everyone.
People say that she's only like this because when she was younger, her father, George was beating her with cruelty, without thinking of the poor thing's feelings. She now, having a lack of affection, tries to find a shelter in everyone's heart, even if you don't want to shelter her, she'll make room for her, stalking you.
Hopefully, this article will make her stop stalking and annoying people, and probably, some good hearted pirates will take care of her spiritual and sentimental needs, which she needs alot.
In our bad ways, we love you Shariblue!
Your lovely one,
The Gossiper
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Hardvvare, agossiper's viewpoint.
At the end of the article you said, "more to come". From peter, or yourself? ;] Thank ye.
A gossiper.
Edit from The Gossiper: We wanna see his penis, that's more!
A gossiper.
Edit from The Gossiper: We wanna see his penis, that's more!
Hardvvare strikes again!
Click on title to see picture of 20 cm, and
then, realise how he's lieing
You must see it! It's too good not to see it! Sorry for everyone who I called man-whore or lier. He must got a big dick! or.. he's just bragging with his dick, his dad's dick, his uncle's dick and so on, which all added are 19-21 inches.
But, wait! How can you approximate a number like this? 19-21? More like, 19-20, 20-21, or something. But not 19-21.
Anyway, I shall not comment, I havn't seen it, and honestly, I do not f**king want to! It's probably as tiny as my pinky!
But yet, he will probably deny that he's cheating on his girlfriend, Harmonyy!
The kiddo in picture is the legendary male whore, Hardvvare who was going to strip for our source, only she had to do is go on webcam, but she denied. :( But, it's good we got this.
Thank you again to our #1 source, who has provided us this.
"BIG" dick rumour,
The Gossiper
New new new!
------------------------------------------------------------
Our source says :
Show me your penis
^^*Peter*^^ you better die young baybeh says (11:40):
,,,,
- Our source says :
doo it
^^*Peter*^^ you better die young baybeh says (11:40):
no xD
^^*Peter*^^ you better die young baybeh says (11:41):
my mom is home '
- Our source says:
so?
^^*Peter*^^ you better die young baybeh says (11:42):
she might se me showing of my penis to someone in england O.o?
More to come!
We wanna see your penis Peter!
then, realise how he's lieing
You must see it! It's too good not to see it! Sorry for everyone who I called man-whore or lier. He must got a big dick! or.. he's just bragging with his dick, his dad's dick, his uncle's dick and so on, which all added are 19-21 inches.
But, wait! How can you approximate a number like this? 19-21? More like, 19-20, 20-21, or something. But not 19-21.
Anyway, I shall not comment, I havn't seen it, and honestly, I do not f**king want to! It's probably as tiny as my pinky!
But yet, he will probably deny that he's cheating on his girlfriend, Harmonyy!
The kiddo in picture is the legendary male whore, Hardvvare who was going to strip for our source, only she had to do is go on webcam, but she denied. :( But, it's good we got this.
Thank you again to our #1 source, who has provided us this.
"BIG" dick rumour,
The Gossiper
New new new!
------------------------------------------------------------
Our source says :
Show me your penis
^^*Peter*^^ you better die young baybeh says (11:40):
,,,,
- Our source says :
doo it
^^*Peter*^^ you better die young baybeh says (11:40):
no xD
^^*Peter*^^ you better die young baybeh says (11:41):
my mom is home '
- Our source says:
so?
^^*Peter*^^ you better die young baybeh says (11:42):
she might se me showing of my penis to someone in england O.o?
More to come!
We wanna see your penis Peter!
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Kittiz - Idieh, Idieh - Kittiz, love at first sight
Oh no! Brad Pitt & Leona Lewiss!
You might've seen Kittiz and Idieh in docks, standing near eachother, sexually harrasing me and being the bellies of the circles, well, they are "togheter" for a long time now.
They are.. you know.. " girl-friends".. but, not lesbians. They've got boyfriends too.
BUT!
Do they love eachother more than their boyfriends? Hashish, damn, it's Ashish, not Hashish and Gayness, whoops, sorry, Greatness. They have been confused in the last period of time, because the overhelming love
of Heidi and Kittiz couldn't make space for them.
While I was reading "The Sun" I saw a picture of them two saying
they cannot go anywhere without the other one, but yet, I thought it
was a joke, but when I looked at the picture... TA-DA!
They are a 2-headed dragon.
No wonder they are like sisters.
I once tried to propose for a 3some,
but they said I couldn't fit between
their necks, so I gave up and started
hitting on Dynamix, our 12 year old
girl, who's also a docktart.
Getting rejected by her two, I came back to
our lovely 2-headed dragon, Kittiz and Heidi.
I was so in love with them I couldn't stand the thought I we
couldn't do a 3some, so I begged and begged for more until..
They official declared me their wings!
Isn't that cool!
Love article <3>
Your 3some buddy,
The Infidel
You might've seen Kittiz and Idieh in docks, standing near eachother, sexually harrasing me and being the bellies of the circles, well, they are "togheter" for a long time now.
They are.. you know.. " girl-friends".. but, not lesbians. They've got boyfriends too.
BUT!
Do they love eachother more than their boyfriends? Hashish, damn, it's Ashish, not Hashish and Gayness, whoops, sorry, Greatness. They have been confused in the last period of time, because the overhelming love
of Heidi and Kittiz couldn't make space for them.
While I was reading "The Sun" I saw a picture of them two saying
they cannot go anywhere without the other one, but yet, I thought it
was a joke, but when I looked at the picture... TA-DA!
They are a 2-headed dragon.
No wonder they are like sisters.
I once tried to propose for a 3some,
but they said I couldn't fit between
their necks, so I gave up and started
hitting on Dynamix, our 12 year old
girl, who's also a docktart.
Getting rejected by her two, I came back to
our lovely 2-headed dragon, Kittiz and Heidi.
I was so in love with them I couldn't stand the thought I we
couldn't do a 3some, so I begged and begged for more until..
They official declared me their wings!
Isn't that cool!
Love article <3>
Your 3some buddy,
The Infidel
A new addition to the team? You’re damn right.
Don’t Fear, The Clubber is here!
Yes people. Yes! You were right! There’s a new addition to the Gossip crew, his name is The Clubber. Why? He clubs everyone he goes near! He’s sixteen, he’s clear, and he’s here! Oh yeah, he’s here. Be doomed if ye mess with him.
Harmonyy, Attention whore or just plain dumb?
I got it folks, oh boy do i got it. Who is Harmonyy beneath her shell and makeup? I know! A 30 year old Tranny? No…
Age: 25
Lives: Lima Island.
Name: “The” Attention Whore
Gender: Female, turned male. (Transsexual)
What did she do? Well, first of all it’s not what she does, it’s what she says; for example:
“HEEEELLLOOO!!! StOp iGnOriNg Me! I’m WrITiNg LiKe tHiS jUsT tO MaKeE you SeE mE!”
Ofcourse, writing like that would make all Attention needing people turn their heads and go; “Master of Attention Whoring, We Follow you til the day we die from AIDS!”
Well, Harmonyy, whatever name you go under; stop fucking around, we don’t like you, please stop.
/The Clubber
Email Address: DarthJJ09@AIM.com
Name: Jarrod
Age: 16
Location: NY
Yer pirate name: Robotjj
Ocean ye play: Virdian
What do you want to be jobbed as: Just a Gossiper
Where did you hear about us: Lima Docks
What makes you different from others: I can pull secrets out of people
Past experiences: Making fun of people speaking out b/c my opinions
When can ye start yer job if you get in: Immediatly
How do ye want to be contacted if you have passed: Puzzle Pirates
Post here an example of a gossip that you created: Swegirl SWEDISH TERRORIST we have confermation that she has been invloved in the 9/11 attacks as osama Bin ladens fuck buddy she also planned 9/11 so watch out for her...
This guy is.. pathetic.
Just like me, right?
The Gossiper
Slut's advertise here!
We know many of the docktarts of Lima rely on prostitution to fund their families, but with the recent credit crunch, some may be finding it hard to catch customers in their trap.
Lima Gossips is proud to present you the answer!
All you need to do is advertise YOURSELF for just 2,000 PoE!
If you don't have 2,000 PoE, other methods of payment may be accepted (See Gillmorenas).
Ty.
Agossiper.
Lima Gossips is proud to present you the answer!
All you need to do is advertise YOURSELF for just 2,000 PoE!
If you don't have 2,000 PoE, other methods of payment may be accepted (See Gillmorenas).
Ty.
Agossiper.
The Rickroller.
Recently on the docks, the pirate named, "Cnuofesd" has been spotted lurking around the edges of the ocean. Police advise you not to approach him due to the fact he has the mental condition known as "Rickrollalitus". to find out about this disease, click on THIS link. www.smouch.net/lol This very serious and deadly disease means that he cannot enter any chat without sending a rickroll. DO NOT INPUT ANY LINK HE SENDS YOU. It is most likely one of the most terrifying things you will find on the internet - A rick astley video. If you spot him rickrolling, take pity on him and ignore it. Another link he may attempt to send you is www.youtube.com/user/cnuofesd
That is why ye must pity him.
ty and goodbye <3
Agossiper
Oh, and lol if you clicked on the earlier link.
To stop you being rickrolled ever again, there is a HTML written to get rid of the boxes.
www.thekickback.com/rickroll/rickroll Just download it.
That is why ye must pity him.
ty and goodbye <3
Agossiper
Oh, and lol if you clicked on the earlier link.
To stop you being rickrolled ever again, there is a HTML written to get rid of the boxes.
www.thekickback.com/rickroll/rickroll Just download it.
Oh no!
What the hell are we? Charity?!
Recently, Danrs has paid me 1,000 PoE to be on this blog, so I had to keep my promise, but guys, what the hell!? We're not charity. For 1,000 PoE your name is mentioned here, only to make you a bit famous.
We won't put you on the blog with a 2,000 characters article for 1,000 PoE, we've recieved bigger ammounts only to say their name on here, and we did.
And you pay 1,000 PoE to be made famous?
Paha paha.
We're not charity, we got bigger sponsorships.
From the charity maker,
The Gossiper
Recently, Danrs has paid me 1,000 PoE to be on this blog, so I had to keep my promise, but guys, what the hell!? We're not charity. For 1,000 PoE your name is mentioned here, only to make you a bit famous.
We won't put you on the blog with a 2,000 characters article for 1,000 PoE, we've recieved bigger ammounts only to say their name on here, and we did.
And you pay 1,000 PoE to be made famous?
Paha paha.
We're not charity, we got bigger sponsorships.
From the charity maker,
The Gossiper
Tribute article
I'm going to give out some names who have been supporting me lately, and making me happy with their sayings or things that they have did.. Thanks for all your help and smiles.
- Synne - she put up a smile with her weird unstable head.
- Anchovia - thank you for providing us a new motto
- Kittiz & Idieh - for their mental support and helping
- Porteben - for supporting me in dock fights
- Samthetrue - for supporting me with poe
- Bamshummuh - providing essencial issues
- Bennyboi - providing smiles and "xD"s.
- Cobain - for saying always a hi
- All our other sponsors - providing us poe, items and others
- All our sources! - the ones who give us new article ideas
Yours sincerely,
The Gossiping Team
Deluxes - Gemily - Jessicasweet?!
Oh no, you've broken a wedding!
Deluxes & Gemily, what a nice couple, they've been crawling into the docks, announcing their soon wedding, doing a lot of preparations for the wedding, inviting everyone possible and pretending to be happy with each-other. But.. do we know Deluxes is happy with Gemily?
Well, latest news coming from a close friend with the couple told us that Gemily isn't getting married anymore with Deluxes, because, he, obivously, cheated on her with the controversed Jessicasweet.
They were caught togheter on tells, while Deluxes booched a chat saying something like this:
"I love you from all my heart Jessica, you're so sweet".
And, the couple's friend immediatly sent me this booched tell, so I could gossip about it.
I didn't do it on the spot, because I didn't seem that was a real news to write about, but after days passed and Gemily annoucing their marriage on 4th of March, and they didn't do it, I started thinking more and more, and now, I see that she found out, and he, Deluxes, really dumped her, on the wedding day.
Yours,
The Infidel
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Latest news!
Breaking news people!
I, myself, got to admit that I got scared when I found this out
from a good friend of Raffie's, who met him on runescape, another
childish game. When he told me these informations, I was shocked,
I was freezing with fear about these informations, I was wondering,
"Should I publish them, or should I not?"
And after this, I decided to reveal this info, he really is 12 year old,
he is from Somalia and the one dancing was his friend from runescape
so he could wipe off the shame Raffie had suffered when the players
found out who he is. I am going to reveal even a picture of him, so
girl who have been flirting with him can see how he really looks like,
and immediatly remove him from the hearty list.
The picture near this article was recently shot, last night,
at his hannukah party, his family, decided he no more needed
to wear clothes, we had no expectations for underwear though.
Breaking news,
Also sad news,
The Infidel & The Gossiper
100% truth
I, myself, got to admit that I got scared when I found this out
from a good friend of Raffie's, who met him on runescape, another
childish game. When he told me these informations, I was shocked,
I was freezing with fear about these informations, I was wondering,
"Should I publish them, or should I not?"
And after this, I decided to reveal this info, he really is 12 year old,
he is from Somalia and the one dancing was his friend from runescape
so he could wipe off the shame Raffie had suffered when the players
found out who he is. I am going to reveal even a picture of him, so
girl who have been flirting with him can see how he really looks like,
and immediatly remove him from the hearty list.
The picture near this article was recently shot, last night,
at his hannukah party, his family, decided he no more needed
to wear clothes, we had no expectations for underwear though.
Breaking news,
Also sad news,
The Infidel & The Gossiper
100% truth
Raffie, who is he?
I've heard 2 diffrenet stories about him, which I wanted to publish and you, readers, to decide which one is more convenient.
Raffie #1
Rumours say that he might be 32 or 33 years old and that he has 2 children, Minodora and George. No wonder he flirts with 18-19 year old girls, why would a 12 year old, as he declares himself flirt with girls that could be his mother? It's a bet weird, but anyone, as you people might've seen videos of "him" doing dances and other stuff, people say it's his son, George doing it.
This is the link of, apparently Raffie, click here for Youtube, you'll automaticly be redirected and moved from this site.
Raffie #2
Other rumours say that he is 12 and sex obsessed, prove of it being the constant flirting with older girls, which are 18-21 aged.
He calls himself a man slut, and brags with his life-time "pirate girls" he had for his pleasure.
Gossiping is a thing that he likes doing, as I told you above, he sent me a various number of tells of names who should I gossip, but his articles was hell boring and I decided not to bore you.
It's your decision, who is he? Raffie #1 or Raffie #2?
I'm waiting for your answers on comment board of this article.
Sayonara,
The Gossiper
I've heard 2 diffrenet stories about him, which I wanted to publish and you, readers, to decide which one is more convenient.
Raffie #1
Rumours say that he might be 32 or 33 years old and that he has 2 children, Minodora and George. No wonder he flirts with 18-19 year old girls, why would a 12 year old, as he declares himself flirt with girls that could be his mother? It's a bet weird, but anyone, as you people might've seen videos of "him" doing dances and other stuff, people say it's his son, George doing it.
This is the link of, apparently Raffie, click here for Youtube, you'll automaticly be redirected and moved from this site.
Raffie #2
Other rumours say that he is 12 and sex obsessed, prove of it being the constant flirting with older girls, which are 18-21 aged.
He calls himself a man slut, and brags with his life-time "pirate girls" he had for his pleasure.
Gossiping is a thing that he likes doing, as I told you above, he sent me a various number of tells of names who should I gossip, but his articles was hell boring and I decided not to bore you.
It's your decision, who is he? Raffie #1 or Raffie #2?
I'm waiting for your answers on comment board of this article.
Sayonara,
The Gossiper
Clemsongurl - annorexic?
After the truth reveald on the other blog..
Click here for article
After Taylor revealed her personality, she came in the docks
excited about being a star, on Taylor's blog. She was all over
herself so I asked her if she likes the article, and she said it's
funny, but I thought.. truth hurts..
Anyway, after a while, when we were chatting, she just
"cnuofesd" to someone that she's annorexic, doing that
just to get on my very very famous and popular blog.
Anyway, I put her up, trying to humilliate again. I'm now
standing in the docks where people are having a laugh
at my articles. You people, are my lovers.
Hugs & kisses,
The Gossiper
Click here for article
After Taylor revealed her personality, she came in the docks
excited about being a star, on Taylor's blog. She was all over
herself so I asked her if she likes the article, and she said it's
funny, but I thought.. truth hurts..
Anyway, after a while, when we were chatting, she just
"cnuofesd" to someone that she's annorexic, doing that
just to get on my very very famous and popular blog.
Anyway, I put her up, trying to humilliate again. I'm now
standing in the docks where people are having a laugh
at my articles. You people, are my lovers.
Hugs & kisses,
The Gossiper
Orgo you lucky booty!
Lima docks, where were you docktarts?!
It was 5:47 PM, UK time, and I was counting who's going to get the
1,000,000 PoE prize, I was doing a riddle, and finally, as I got to it's
end, the PoE got redirected to the famous, the legendary, almighty
ORGO!
Well done Orgo on winning our 1,000,000 PoE prize for this month!
We'll do another 1,000,000 PoE event next month too, so be careful,
when I'm in docks, stay near me and don't loose me from your sight.
Anyway, until April, congrats Orgo for his award for being in docks!
And I'd also like to thank Anchovia for our new motto.
And Synnee, for showing us how a true docktart should be.
And, of course, the legendary, almighty docker, Bennyboi!
This is for today,
The Gossipers Team
Lots of boats!
It was 5:47 PM, UK time, and I was counting who's going to get the
1,000,000 PoE prize, I was doing a riddle, and finally, as I got to it's
end, the PoE got redirected to the famous, the legendary, almighty
ORGO!
Well done Orgo on winning our 1,000,000 PoE prize for this month!
We'll do another 1,000,000 PoE event next month too, so be careful,
when I'm in docks, stay near me and don't loose me from your sight.
Anyway, until April, congrats Orgo for his award for being in docks!
And I'd also like to thank Anchovia for our new motto.
And Synnee, for showing us how a true docktart should be.
And, of course, the legendary, almighty docker, Bennyboi!
This is for today,
The Gossipers Team
Lots of boats!
The couple of alts!
This Hardvvare is a nice man, but.. how does he call his girlfriend? Anyway, he's lucky because he can call her like 5 names (Vallry, Awesum, Dynamix, etc).
But, he's an alt too! So the happiness is for both, the joy of calling eachother 20 names. He's everyone who has VV in his name, and is male.
They're a happy couple. Both are well known for swapping 30
names, changing and changing when ever they feel like it, or they get, dissed, like it happend to Dynamix, who got dissed by us, and had to change from Dynamix, to Harmonyy.But, they seem to love eachother, age is no criteria for them, she's 12, he's 14. It's a perfect couple, we're waiting for their wedding, I'll be there as their priest.
See you soon at yer wedding bear cups,
The Gossipers
Visits going down to 6,300?!
Guys, guys, we need yer help now!
We have helped you with telling you the latest and hottest rumours, now, it's your turn to help us.
We've recently touched the level of 5,400 visitors, then 6,300, now, we're stagnating.
We need 7,000!
It's your duty to tell your friends or mates on Puzzle Pirates, on any ocean
to fetch a look on our blog, comment or just read our hot articles. We are the
best blog because of these issues:
1. We are the most visited blog or site out there
Not even YPP Forum gets as many visit as we do
2. We update our blog daily with atleast 3 articles per day.
3. We make ourselves known on the docks and Windows Live Messenger
4. We talk to you, take rumours and even articles from you.
5. We get the biggest sponorshipments that any blog reached now.
Yours faithfully,
The Gossipers Team
We have helped you with telling you the latest and hottest rumours, now, it's your turn to help us.
We've recently touched the level of 5,400 visitors, then 6,300, now, we're stagnating.
We need 7,000!
It's your duty to tell your friends or mates on Puzzle Pirates, on any ocean
to fetch a look on our blog, comment or just read our hot articles. We are the
best blog because of these issues:
1. We are the most visited blog or site out there
Not even YPP Forum gets as many visit as we do
2. We update our blog daily with atleast 3 articles per day.
3. We make ourselves known on the docks and Windows Live Messenger
4. We talk to you, take rumours and even articles from you.
5. We get the biggest sponorshipments that any blog reached now.
Yours faithfully,
The Gossipers Team
Experiment!
After thousands of experiments..
We finally finished the first prototype, it's called
Barnie a.k.a Bloodx.
As blind people carry along with them a dog, to lead them, no offence intended, but appreciation to them, Bloodx carries his parrot to guide him through difficult situations where he needs the brain he misses.
Our sources from the US told us a brain surgery is only 5,000 PoE so we decided to do a fund raise so Bloodx could be like all of us.
But the brain is not the only problem, as you can see in the picture, his mouth, eyes are very frightening, we're intending to do a plastic surgery for them too, which will be more expensive, the amount reaching 18,500 PoE.
If anyone whishes to donate for the poor ugly brainless pirate do not hesitate to add the.gossiper@live.com or talk to Theinfidel on Puzzle Pirates.
Yours,
Barnie
We finally finished the first prototype, it's called
Barnie a.k.a Bloodx.
As blind people carry along with them a dog, to lead them, no offence intended, but appreciation to them, Bloodx carries his parrot to guide him through difficult situations where he needs the brain he misses.
Our sources from the US told us a brain surgery is only 5,000 PoE so we decided to do a fund raise so Bloodx could be like all of us.
But the brain is not the only problem, as you can see in the picture, his mouth, eyes are very frightening, we're intending to do a plastic surgery for them too, which will be more expensive, the amount reaching 18,500 PoE.
If anyone whishes to donate for the poor ugly brainless pirate do not hesitate to add the.gossiper@live.com or talk to Theinfidel on Puzzle Pirates.
Yours,
Barnie
Poor him!
Nichlass, the poor illiterate male whore. Let's quote a bit from Nichlass: "ur blog sux, i hate it, i look on it every 5 minutes, i don't care about it"
Indeed, you surely don't care, that 5 minutes rutine is just a safety issue rutine, right?
Anyway,
apparently, I'm a stupid low-life, as Nichlass says.
But, how am I stupid?
Unlike him, I can type properly, I can keep up chats without swearing and I am a good narrator.
But, what can he really do? Instead of flirting, saying "Me love you, me sex you", hearty everyone and seeking for attention, trying to be the belly of Lima circles.
If you call him stupid or anything else, he'll just admit he is one, call him hypochrite, he cannot help himself from saying: I am one. He now, found a stupid buddy, just like him, under the name of Coldtrojan, another attention seeker who roams into the docks, bragging with his maroon limited edition valentine's hat. He thinks his broad stats impress people, so he has the "guts" to stand up and protect his fellow bumm
er.
As many pirates told me, they're called "The nut crackers" or " The Nutters" because they've repeteadly cracked eachother's "nuts".
You've got here a picture of the legendary, rich and generous pirate, bragging with his hat and blue boots, which cost 1,250,577 poe and 923 doubs to buy.
Bullying americans is a hobby of his, apparently, I'm an american.
Yours truely,
The Gossiper
Anyway,
apparently, I'm a stupid low-life, as Nichlass says.But, how am I stupid?
Unlike him, I can type properly, I can keep up chats without swearing and I am a good narrator.
But, what can he really do? Instead of flirting, saying "Me love you, me sex you", hearty everyone and seeking for attention, trying to be the belly of Lima circles.
If you call him stupid or anything else, he'll just admit he is one, call him hypochrite, he cannot help himself from saying: I am one. He now, found a stupid buddy, just like him, under the name of Coldtrojan, another attention seeker who roams into the docks, bragging with his maroon limited edition valentine's hat. He thinks his broad stats impress people, so he has the "guts" to stand up and protect his fellow bumm
er.As many pirates told me, they're called "The nut crackers" or " The Nutters" because they've repeteadly cracked eachother's "nuts".
You've got here a picture of the legendary, rich and generous pirate, bragging with his hat and blue boots, which cost 1,250,577 poe and 923 doubs to buy.
Bullying americans is a hobby of his, apparently, I'm an american.
Yours truely,
The Gossiper
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
The tarts start speaking!
After a muddy night..
The Gossiper got banned permanently for ban evasion, The Gossipers had a lot of succes in the docks, owning and making people admit their true stupidity even by silence, as you can see in the picture next to this text.
Pinkypoo decided to admit her stupidity by her silence. We understood her regrets of being alive, and we wish her a happy wrist cutting. (SHE'S EMO!)
Other people, like Probrecito decided to realise their stupidity by leaving the circle, silence and being the fans of "The Gossiper".
A true sad story is Lexibaby's, who, a fan of "The Gossiper" got ditched, dumped and even DISSED by the almighty "The Gossiper", is going emo-ish too. At first, she was praising "The Gossiper" from all her heart and purity, and in the end, she started blaming and dissing "The Gossipers". But who cares?! We don't!
We're superheroes!
And, not to forget Nichlass, who's another gossiper wannabe, but? What can we do? Just let them be!
But, we're really sorry for Lexi, she's changed alot.
You guys are such wannabes,
The Infidel
The Gossiper got banned permanently for ban evasion, The Gossipers had a lot of succes in the docks, owning and making people admit their true stupidity even by silence, as you can see in the picture next to this text.
Pinkypoo decided to admit her stupidity by her silence. We understood her regrets of being alive, and we wish her a happy wrist cutting. (SHE'S EMO!)
Other people, like Probrecito decided to realise their stupidity by leaving the circle, silence and being the fans of "The Gossiper".
A true sad story is Lexibaby's, who, a fan of "The Gossiper" got ditched, dumped and even DISSED by the almighty "The Gossiper", is going emo-ish too. At first, she was praising "The Gossiper" from all her heart and purity, and in the end, she started blaming and dissing "The Gossipers". But who cares?! We don't!
We're superheroes!
And, not to forget Nichlass, who's another gossiper wannabe, but? What can we do? Just let them be!
But, we're really sorry for Lexi, she's changed alot.
You guys are such wannabes,
The Infidel
She said it, not me!
While our applications were goin through, we recieved this!
Name: Whorish McWhore
Age: 25
Location: AMERICA
Yer pirate name: Porcelain
Ocean ye play: Viridian
What do you want to be jobbed as: Striptease dancer
Where did you hear about us: Lima Docks
What makes you different from others: I take of my clothes for money and i'm a dock tart, the best one
Past experiences: being a slut and having kids
When can ye start yer job if you get in: Immediatly
How do ye want to be contacted if you have passed: Puzzle Pirates
Post here an example of a gossip that you created: I said that i'm a slut to everyone.
also i get pregnant alot, cos i cant close my whore legs.
Yours,
The Infidel
Name: Whorish McWhore
Age: 25
Location: AMERICA
Yer pirate name: Porcelain
Ocean ye play: Viridian
What do you want to be jobbed as: Striptease dancer
Where did you hear about us: Lima Docks
What makes you different from others: I take of my clothes for money and i'm a dock tart, the best one
Past experiences: being a slut and having kids
When can ye start yer job if you get in: Immediatly
How do ye want to be contacted if you have passed: Puzzle Pirates
Post here an example of a gossip that you created: I said that i'm a slut to everyone.
also i get pregnant alot, cos i cant close my whore legs.
Yours,
The Infidel
While I was reading my emails..
I recieved an email from someone on Yahoo..
It had an interesting subject so I decided to open it. The email contained 2 files who were attached.
1. Oceanmaster Tool Photo, which was an executable that I opened, with fear, of course and found out it was a trojan horse who blurres your cache which doesn't care at all, it's just to let you see the picture and clearing the blackspotting.
2. "Shoot the Gossiper" which is a game, where I am standing near a target and you have an AK-47 in your hand and you have to kill me, game I enjoyed, because I never killed myself. My antivirus was saying it's a virus so I exited it and played.
I hope you'll have fun as I did, by the way, neither the game or picture are owned by me.
If it says it's a virus exit your antivirus and play.
If ye wish to contact the one who sent me the email, find him at pxcuse@yahoo.com.
Download links: (they've all been check with Rapidshare's antivirus)
Shoot the Gossiper, Mirror #1
Shoot the Gossiper, Mirror #2
Shoot the Gossiper, Mirror #3
And the picture:
Mirror #1
Mirror #2
Yours,
The Gossiper
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
The Informer speaks
As you have heard...
I have recently been added to the team yours truly, The Lima Gossipers.
I will be looking forward to bringing you the latest dirt on your favorite Dock tarters but, in the meanwhile add in.former@live.com
Here to please,
The Informer.
I have recently been added to the team yours truly, The Lima Gossipers.
I will be looking forward to bringing you the latest dirt on your favorite Dock tarters but, in the meanwhile add in.former@live.com
Here to please,
The Informer.
New addition to our team!
As the title says..A new addition to our team is "The Informer" who will now tell you the latest rumours and gossips.
We will not reveal any information about our team unless one of us decides to share HIS personal identity.
Our team is now formed by:
- The Gossiper (leader)
- A.Gossiper (leader)
- The Informer (leader)
- The Infidel (leader)
We welcome The Informer in our team and we wish he'll do a great job, I mean, he will, otherwise he'll find himself "planked" off our ship, called Lima Gossips.
This was a short article that needed to introduce the new gossiper and our team.
Yours faithfully,
The Gossiper,
The Infidel,
The Lamer,
The Informer.
Spanks me babes and call me cowboy!
Hold yer horses pirates!Listen to this, carefully, to the end.
The other blog, under the link of http://puzzlepiratelosers.blogspot.com/ is fully supported by my and my sponsors, sources and all people who admire me, my work and me as a person.
Do not judge that site comparing it to mine. Do not do the mistake to compare it to mine.
I've seen recent accusations towards the owner of Puzzle Pirates Losers who didn't have a "rythm" at my ear. This period I'm a bit busy to tell you all about the blog owners, their stories and articles.
Off-topic
I'm in a busy time, you've caught me in a wrong timing, and this ban didn't fall good at all, you only had to lose. I was grateful to give you 50,000 PoE and other expensive and luxury items but a pirate of yours, Lilsexistaci ruined it all by reporting me.
Due to her there will be no more tournaments, all tournaments were financialy supported by me and a few of my sponsors, now, if you want tournaments, you'll have to pay for them, it doesn't take alot to pay me 100 poe daily and have the chance to win 5,000.
If you wish to donate poe go on Windows Live Messenger and add the.gossiper@live.com and we'll talk about details. If you wish to sponsor me in a different way you'll have prevelieges and publicity on my blog and blogs/sites of my parteners.
It doesn't take alot to pay 100 poe daily.
From a busy time,
The Gossiper
Mauretti & his love
While I was reading the daily newspaper...Ka boom! Bingo! Double Vegas! Ching! Cha-ching!
"The story of two loving elephants is amazing the wide world".
The pirate sitting, being "nailed" plays Puzzle Pirates too, under the name of Monkeyswrath.
They took part of a photo session in their own home, L.A. Zoo; and after, happy they came back home, in Somalia where they had part of all affection from the Somalia citizens.
For a few days now, they've been roaming through docks with rings, showing their pure love and the one night "bumming" party they had in L.A.
This article was recieved from a source, neither The Infidel or The Gossiper took part of this article or edited it.
Yours,
The Infidel & The Gossiper
The touch of Dales
The touch of Dales!Dear readers, we have the sad duty to inform you that Dales is dead. He got struck by a lightning while he was with the sheeps on the field. It's our unhappy duty to inform you that he's alive again, the kids he "touched" more intimate have touched his personal "Willy Wonka" and he jumped off from the bed in the hospital.
Dales has been in our hearts forever, he has "touched" so many of us, well, excluding me and good friends to me in a more lovely way, either virtual or by his real touch.
We respect Dales for his work, if he wasn't alive who would carpent, bilge and sail in Puzzle Pirates? Thought, Puzzle Pirates doesn't want to show his true value, only giving him solid and broad stats, but who cares? If he was for real, he only had Sublime/Ultimate stats.
Dales has been in our hearts since he first stripped in Lima Inn for the legendary pirate Narci.
Attention seeking, begging for poe and affection?
It's the old prototype of Dales.
He's now these skills advanced:
The touch, smell and a long long "Willy Wonka".
In a muddy day,
Willy Wonka a.k.a The Gossiper
No brain, but I still live!
After thousands of experiments..
We finally finished the first prototype, it's called
Barnie a.k.a Bloodx.
As blind people carry along with them a dog, to lead them, no offence intended, but appreciation to them, Bloodx carries his parrot to guide him through difficult situations where he needs the brain he misses.
Our sources from the US told us a brain surgery is only 5,000 PoE so we decided to do a fund raise so Bloodx could be like all of us.
But the brain is not the only problem, as you can see in the picture, his mouth, eyes are very frightening, we're intending to do a plastic surgery for them too, which will be more expensive, the amount reaching 18,500 PoE.
If anyone whishes to donate for the poor ugly brainless pirate do not hesitate to add the.gossiper@live.com or talk to Theinfidel on Puzzle Pirates.
Yours,
Barnie
Monday, March 2, 2009
Have no fear, The Gossiper is here!
Today, I got banned thanks to a few docktarts.
Yes people, you've all missed me and I know. I'll be back tomorrow as soon as possible. I'll be going to a internet club and create another 3 accounts, nothing can stop me, neither OMs.
And for you guys, try to ban me more, I'll be your nightmare.
That that as a warning, or threat.
I love you my docktarts: Lilsexistaci, Liljacky, Evelynne, Juicyfruits, Shantal and sorry for the ones I missed, I mean, I love all Lima docks, 90% are docktarts.
Yours,
The Infidel
Lilsexistaci, raped by Hookaa the bear?!
The true real story about Lilsexistaci
Quoting from the Daily Newspaper who quoted Lilsexistaci's accusation for Hookaa the bear:
"It was a friday night, me and my best friends, bitches, just like me were walking on the street, looking for some male bitches, like Hookaa to f**k us so we could earn some money to feed our 15 children. Suddenly, a man approached me, he called himself "Hookaa the bear" and he said he wishes to "strike" some goals into some holes, so I touched his nuts. In that moment, he grabbed me, dragged me in the forest and made me strip, so I did. I did a pole dance, a strip dance, sang him two carols and then, finally, the big moment, he took off his pants and his "Willy Wonka" and the "Chocolate Balls" were on my sight. He grabbed my arm, throwed me on the grass, and the rest, I cannot tell, it will make me burst into tears.."
Quoting Daily Newspaper, January 12, 1993.
But, we know the rest, you can see it in the picture, it's a painting by Leonardo DaVinci.
Stay tuned for more,
The Gossiper
YMCA, sing with us Hookaa!
Smile, you're gay!
Guys, guys, shut the f**k up. Hookaa's not the only gay in game, last days Lilsexistaci admitted that she's a male too, while I was roaming through the docks, I rushed into a circle where Hookaa and Lilsexistaci were as usual, gay flirting.
Some of you might not belive what I'm going to show you but, it's 100% truth, belive them or "The Gossiper", who brings you fresh news daily.
"Lilsexistaci says, i love you hookaa, you're my dream hunk"
"Hookaa says, damn you fat gay, I'd f**k you in all yer holes"
"Lilsexistaci says, I can do another webcam showoff bum"
"Hookaa says, sorry, it's 8 PM, gotta go sleep"
And then, I started barping and puking all over my keyboard I had to leave.
And as the chat said, Hookaa went to sleep, the milk was getting cold and pijamas were already divided, if the female from the children's house knew that he's up, he would spank Hookaa.
For more rumours, stay tuned with us,
The Infidel
Not nice!
Not nice Mr. Oceanmasters
Guys, you must sent petitions to the oceanmasters, I've been officialy banned with the prizes for tomorrow. I was going to make 2 tournaments of 50k pot each but now, thanks to the OMs they have been cancelled, and all prizes are sitting there on the banned account.
What did we lose and was going to be yours?!
- 100k
- 2 black/gold outfits
- 2 rings (gemstone/band)
- 2 fruitcakes
- 2 greeting cards advertising our blog.
But, I'm not going to cry because they were all donated to me.
Now, I have to call again my loyal donators to help me create atleast a 5k tournament tomorrow, not to break up our generation of tournaments.
A sad day for us,
The Gossiper
Latest news people!
Me love you all folks!
I apologise for what I've written before about Shantal, Bashmuhhum or what's his name and his lover, Evelynne I was lieing, I mean, I was miss-informed by my #1 source.
Evelynne & Bashmhuhuh are not lovers, Evelynne and Shantal share Bashmuhnuh, they're a 3some couple. If you see them in a circle by themselves, do not disturb them, it's an order.
They've never met in real but they yet have the courage to do a e-3some, isn't that fair brave?
Related to this, no wonder Shantal and Evelynne are wearing same clothes.
Bashmuhuhuh is every girl's dream hunk, hop on him and ride him girls.
You could share him with the others.
Claudia & Peacekeepers, a cigarette for the society?
"You are the air that i breath and the sun that leads me to home when im lost...I LOVE YOU..."
Quoting from Claudia's gemstone ring
Isn't that just wonderful guys? Him being so honest. Takes alot of guts to admit that you breath infected air, germs and a lot of stupidity and the fact that you never end up home because of her, because she doesn't shine at all.
But yet, you buy her black clothes, besides that they're black they're expensive because she picked the most expensive clothes, midriff, bloomers and those elf shoes. But look, he's rich. His portrait with a octo and a narrow stat shows it all!
But guys, Shrek and Fiona had a wonderful life, why can't they?
Your gossiper,
The Infidel
Searching for sponsors!
Dear readers,
Yesterday it was the beginning of our series of tournaments, raffles and all sort of events. For a poor association like us it's a bit hard to do a daily tournament to satisfy every pirate's wish to take part and maybe win the tournaments. We have a few sponsors but we cannot cover the daily neccesity of a tournament which pot should include 5k. We need more sponsors to help us do our activities on Puzzle Pirates. We do not ask for big amounts of PoE, clothes or other items, any amount is fine to start the daily goal.
We do not beg, we're doing it as charity too.
Expecting for kindness and gratitiude,
The Gossiper
Yesterday it was the beginning of our series of tournaments, raffles and all sort of events. For a poor association like us it's a bit hard to do a daily tournament to satisfy every pirate's wish to take part and maybe win the tournaments. We have a few sponsors but we cannot cover the daily neccesity of a tournament which pot should include 5k. We need more sponsors to help us do our activities on Puzzle Pirates. We do not ask for big amounts of PoE, clothes or other items, any amount is fine to start the daily goal.
We do not beg, we're doing it as charity too.
Expecting for kindness and gratitiude,
The Gossiper
Gn, who's he?!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Recently the inn has been flooded with rich, powerful, stupid, poor, average pirates. They all brag with clothes, ships, familiars, stats or just with their personality.
Lately "Gn", a brave and stupid pirate has been showing up dressed in gold with a tan octo on his shoulder, trying to find a sexy girlfriend who could satisfy some pixel needs, male needs.
After I thought about him I went in the Lima palace to see if any new stuff is going arround and I entered the place where you make portraits when I saw "Gn" near the sofa, and a well known docktart called Liljacky was using unbearable words like: /e sucks Gn's cock hard, /e strips, /e does a lap-dance for "Gn" and in the end, he said he only got 35k but Jacky, kindly, said that the amount is good for her services.
I was shocked when I saw them flirting, and even worse, "SHAGGING / BANGING / FUCKING / BUMMING" eachother in the palace, under the eyes of everyone, like guys, this shocked me.
P.S: This article wasn't written by "The Gossiper" or "The Infidel". It was recieved from one of our daily sources of information about the recent docktarts or one night dates.
Yours,
The Gossiper & The Infidel
Recently the inn has been flooded with rich, powerful, stupid, poor, average pirates. They all brag with clothes, ships, familiars, stats or just with their personality.
Lately "Gn", a brave and stupid pirate has been showing up dressed in gold with a tan octo on his shoulder, trying to find a sexy girlfriend who could satisfy some pixel needs, male needs.
After I thought about him I went in the Lima palace to see if any new stuff is going arround and I entered the place where you make portraits when I saw "Gn" near the sofa, and a well known docktart called Liljacky was using unbearable words like: /e sucks Gn's cock hard, /e strips, /e does a lap-dance for "Gn" and in the end, he said he only got 35k but Jacky, kindly, said that the amount is good for her services.
I was shocked when I saw them flirting, and even worse, "SHAGGING / BANGING / FUCKING / BUMMING" eachother in the palace, under the eyes of everyone, like guys, this shocked me.
P.S: This article wasn't written by "The Gossiper" or "The Infidel". It was recieved from one of our daily sources of information about the recent docktarts or one night dates.
Yours,
The Gossiper & The Infidel
What do docktarts hate the most?
Well, today, while I was on the docks, with the legendary pirate Thegosiper, I joined a circle with several pirates.
They were chatting about boys, girls, rumours, and obivously, about how stupid, gay, fat, wanker "The Gossiper" is. As they were chatting an advertisement popped up:
The server will be rebooted in 5 minutes.
And then the circle and the pirates in it gone mad!
WHAT THE FOOK?!
OMFG NOOO!!
BABZ I MIS U!
SE U AFTR REBOT!
LUW U BABEZ!
Well, I thought you'd like to see a list of things that Barbies and docktarts hate:
1. Reboots
2. Literate people
3. Selfish boys
As I explained above, they hate reboots for several reasons, but why do they hate literate persons?
Maybe because they cannot spell and they randomly fit in the illiterate kids category who loves spelling either like this: "Hello Pirates, I Am Here For A Rich And Stupid Boyfriend."
Or like this: "Wut the fook/phauk, i hatez dis reboot, i luw u all".
But, why on earth do they hate selfish boys?!
Hold on a minute, they're docktarting for outfits, poe and other items, not for love and cerish, as all boys search girlfriends for. If yer not rich, generous with your girlfriend you're a barrelstopper.
Gossiping again,
The Gossiper
They were chatting about boys, girls, rumours, and obivously, about how stupid, gay, fat, wanker "The Gossiper" is. As they were chatting an advertisement popped up:
The server will be rebooted in 5 minutes.
And then the circle and the pirates in it gone mad!
WHAT THE FOOK?!
OMFG NOOO!!
BABZ I MIS U!
SE U AFTR REBOT!
LUW U BABEZ!
Well, I thought you'd like to see a list of things that Barbies and docktarts hate:
1. Reboots
2. Literate people
3. Selfish boys
As I explained above, they hate reboots for several reasons, but why do they hate literate persons?
Maybe because they cannot spell and they randomly fit in the illiterate kids category who loves spelling either like this: "Hello Pirates, I Am Here For A Rich And Stupid Boyfriend."
Or like this: "Wut the fook/phauk, i hatez dis reboot, i luw u all".
But, why on earth do they hate selfish boys?!
Hold on a minute, they're docktarting for outfits, poe and other items, not for love and cerish, as all boys search girlfriends for. If yer not rich, generous with your girlfriend you're a barrelstopper.
Gossiping again,
The Gossiper
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Shantal & Bamshummuh
Rumours say that when Shantal was off Puzzle Pirates, her beloved boyfriend Bamshummuh was cheating on her with the legendary Evelynne! This rumour has been told by a famous docker who now left the game.
He wanted the story to be published, he said many one-day relationships have been going on between Bamshummuh and other docktarts to satisfy his man needs.
Once again, I do not posses these informations, they were told by a well known docker with the desire of them being publish so Shantal could dump her infidel boyfriend and find one who could satisfy her real woman needs.
Your infidel,
The Gossiper
Welcome the "balls" in the poor house!
Mrballs is poor!
Yes pirates! You've got used to Mrballs being in gold clothes, black, maroon and navy, but lately he's been showing up rude in Lima docks and inn, like a poor man!
You might've seen the recent sellings of Mrballs's.
Selling ships, selling pets, selling clothes, selling everything possible!
Our blog decided to make a charity action for MrBalls, so we could buy him a gold outfit even if he doesn't agree with us.
Now, let's step back to reality. You might've been bullied because you're poor, because you're not cool, because your stats suck, but guys, when I look arround I get bullied too, but when I look at Ball's stats, I get confort knowing that I'm not the only rich noob.
Let's support Mrballs through the economic crysis and show our good side.
But!
You'd better support me, cause I bring the latest rumours online!
Hugs & kisses,
The Infidel & The Gossiper
We're not only bad, see?
Dear readers & fans,
You might've seen only our bad part, of gossiping and saying the "naked" truth, but we have a hidden side, the good side.
As I promised that I will use the money and items donated to me in tournaments, raffles and others, today, 11:18 PM UK time I started a drinking tournament with a pot of 5,000 PoE, no entry fee, first prize includes a greeting card advertising our blog, white starfish and a orange/white blackjack, and the second prize including a skull dager and rapier.
We're planning to make more tournaments and other events with the money that you pirates support us with.
We're not only bad, we're good.
Lots of love,
The Gossiper
You might've seen only our bad part, of gossiping and saying the "naked" truth, but we have a hidden side, the good side.
As I promised that I will use the money and items donated to me in tournaments, raffles and others, today, 11:18 PM UK time I started a drinking tournament with a pot of 5,000 PoE, no entry fee, first prize includes a greeting card advertising our blog, white starfish and a orange/white blackjack, and the second prize including a skull dager and rapier.
We're planning to make more tournaments and other events with the money that you pirates support us with.
We're not only bad, we're good.
Lots of love,
The Gossiper
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Recently sold ads on the blog..
Dear pirates,
Click here for another blog, enjoy it.
I have recently sold advertisements so I could support the blog's advertising with tournaments, raffles and other events in YPP. Some people were kind to donate or even buy ad sections on our blog for big amounts of money.
The persons who kindly bought advertisements on site are not related to me, they are not friends, relatives or do not have friendships or even relationships with me.
Do not inolve any of the pirates that I have mentioned in the Bazaar section, they're people who want to sell or buy items.
If you wish to donate for more charity auctions do not hesitate to contact me on the.gossiper@live.com or on YPP under the pirate Thegosiper.
And readers, this isn't just a tabloid, it's a bazaar too, log in daily to see changes and more ADs about items that are being sold or that people desire to buy in our ocean.
Yours sincerely,
The Gossiper
Click here for another blog, enjoy it.
I have recently sold advertisements so I could support the blog's advertising with tournaments, raffles and other events in YPP. Some people were kind to donate or even buy ad sections on our blog for big amounts of money.
The persons who kindly bought advertisements on site are not related to me, they are not friends, relatives or do not have friendships or even relationships with me.
Do not inolve any of the pirates that I have mentioned in the Bazaar section, they're people who want to sell or buy items.
If you wish to donate for more charity auctions do not hesitate to contact me on the.gossiper@live.com or on YPP under the pirate Thegosiper.
And readers, this isn't just a tabloid, it's a bazaar too, log in daily to see changes and more ADs about items that are being sold or that people desire to buy in our ocean.
Yours sincerely,
The Gossiper
Shopaholic & Hiddentiger?
"The Gossiper" reveals new information about a new hooked up couple, here, at Lima.
The couple I'm talking about is Shopaholic and Hiddentiger who've been recently seen in Lima docks, standing near eachother and as sources tell, they were sending erotic tells to eachother.
Both rich and stupid, make the perfect couple.
Ever wondered why the ones who're the same find eachother?
Well, this is why.
Shopaholic has a long history for docktarting, quoting a headline of an article:
"Crawling on legs of people, begging for love and money, you've generated Shopaholic.".
She's been quite known for her legendary love tells that she sends to her lovers, boyfriend or potential boyfriends & lovers. She goes by the motto: "Beyond beauty there's stupidity".
Oceanmasters and docktarts can say that she will have a long career in docktarting until her dreamhunk will show up, give her 2 hshoppes, 3 familiars and 20 million PoE.
What can we say about Hiddentiger.
Well, he's the proof that people can live without a brain.
He isn't that known because instead of chatting with people, he worked 24/24 for his broad stats.
That's all for Hiddentiger.
Yours sincerly,
The Infidel
The couple I'm talking about is Shopaholic and Hiddentiger who've been recently seen in Lima docks, standing near eachother and as sources tell, they were sending erotic tells to eachother.
Both rich and stupid, make the perfect couple.
Ever wondered why the ones who're the same find eachother?
Well, this is why.
Shopaholic has a long history for docktarting, quoting a headline of an article:
"Crawling on legs of people, begging for love and money, you've generated Shopaholic.".
She's been quite known for her legendary love tells that she sends to her lovers, boyfriend or potential boyfriends & lovers. She goes by the motto: "Beyond beauty there's stupidity".
Oceanmasters and docktarts can say that she will have a long career in docktarting until her dreamhunk will show up, give her 2 hshoppes, 3 familiars and 20 million PoE.
What can we say about Hiddentiger.
Well, he's the proof that people can live without a brain.
He isn't that known because instead of chatting with people, he worked 24/24 for his broad stats.
That's all for Hiddentiger.
Yours sincerly,
The Infidel
"Notice" the hobo.
Notice the hobo? It's him, Notice!I guess you've already noticed him sleeping through Lima docks, well, guess what? It's not the first time our gossipers found him sleeping and then suddenly waking up when docktarts joining the circle and calling his name. His captain jacket, as he affirms, bought from Nike is a cheap copy of an Giorgio Armani suit and it smells like Addidas spray. The boots are shelter for lots of dock bugs and mice, his hat, no more, I'm going to eat.
Anyway folks, this article has no "finger prints" of "The Gossiper" on it, only a litte bit editing, the rest is my main source, which's name I cannot reveal.
Yours,
The Infidel
Hey you fucking moron!
Guys, guys, hold yer horses!
Click here for another blog, enjoy it.
If you've added me on Windows Live Messenger for that kind of chat, you'll be blocked or ignored.
I didn't give out my ID for you guys to swear me or say stupid things. I gave out my ID only to have a pleasant talk to you, to chat, entertain ourselves and have a great time, that's all, not for "Hey you fucking moron, fatfuck, gay, wanker" etc. If you want to talk to me, make me get this blog down, add me.
If you're going to swear me, you'd only get ignored.
And, now, let's quit the sentimental step.
I was roaming through the docks, with my legendary pirate called "Thegosiper" to find out new rumours, and I found out that rumour about Shantal and her infidel.
But.. guess what!
Dynamix, the legendary pirate changer has changed again!
If you want to have a sentimental conversation with her she's now under the name of
Harmonyy and she's horny.
She'll soon be on the hotline, when she'll be 14, she's now 12. But guys, 2 years isn't that big deal.
The end of the world is coming on 2012, not 2011, you'll have an year to flirt with her.
The infidel,
The Gossiper
Click here for another blog, enjoy it.
If you've added me on Windows Live Messenger for that kind of chat, you'll be blocked or ignored.
I didn't give out my ID for you guys to swear me or say stupid things. I gave out my ID only to have a pleasant talk to you, to chat, entertain ourselves and have a great time, that's all, not for "Hey you fucking moron, fatfuck, gay, wanker" etc. If you want to talk to me, make me get this blog down, add me.
If you're going to swear me, you'd only get ignored.
And, now, let's quit the sentimental step.
I was roaming through the docks, with my legendary pirate called "Thegosiper" to find out new rumours, and I found out that rumour about Shantal and her infidel.
But.. guess what!
Dynamix, the legendary pirate changer has changed again!
If you want to have a sentimental conversation with her she's now under the name of
Harmonyy and she's horny.
She'll soon be on the hotline, when she'll be 14, she's now 12. But guys, 2 years isn't that big deal.
The end of the world is coming on 2012, not 2011, you'll have an year to flirt with her.
The infidel,
The Gossiper
Shantal and Bamshummuh
Shantal & Bamshummuh
Rumours say that when Shantal was off Puzzle Pirates, her beloved boyfriend Bamshummuh was cheating on her with the legendary Liljacky! This rumour has been told by a famous docker who now left the game.
He wanted the story to be published, he said many one-day relationships have been going on between Bamshummuh and other docktarts to satisfy his man needs.
Once again, I do not posses these informations, they were told by a well known docker with the desire of them being publish so Shantal could dump her infidel boyfriend and find one who could satisfy her real woman needs.
Your infidel,
The Gossiper
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Join us, we need another gossiper!
Yes mates! You've heard it!
Our latest addition to our team is "A Gossiper" who will be posting along me and you, if you pass the applications.
I made out a simple form for you pirates who wish to join the gossiping site.
You need a very good imagination and informations about the dock-tarts or the ones you want to make famous.
Don't let your mouth go before you!
Recently while I was crawling through the docks, I've heard many interesting conversations about "The Gossiper" being X, being Y. Well guess what!
Nobody is "The Gossiper" except Thegossiper himself, who you can find in Lima Docks in evenings. I'll be there to chill, chat and admire the sights and search for some new rumours. Do not try to tell me about rumours on Puzzle Pirates, do it on msn.
Our addies.
"The Gossiper"
the.gossiper@live.com
"A Gossiper"
a.gossiper@live.com
Add us there and we can chat all day long about rumours and the blog.
Do not add us on there to beg us for jobs.
You either complete form, either shut up.
The form is available on limagossips.blogspot.com.
Sorry for it's appreance, it's not nice, I know.
You'll have to scroll down a bit to see it.
Complete it and ship it off to us.
All details are on there.
P.S: Guys, stop telling me what to post or what no to post, if you're adding me on msn to insult me or my job, you'll be blocked. A few pirates who'd tried this "smart" idea got blocked, they are Bennyboi and Skittlle.
P.S2: I know who you are, the smart one who completed the application rubbish.
These are your info: 78.145.80.218 [United Kingdom] .Don't make me look further into you. Your lack of amusament makes me sick.
Yours faithfully,
The Gossiper
Our latest addition to our team is "A Gossiper" who will be posting along me and you, if you pass the applications.
I made out a simple form for you pirates who wish to join the gossiping site.
You need a very good imagination and informations about the dock-tarts or the ones you want to make famous.
Don't let your mouth go before you!
Recently while I was crawling through the docks, I've heard many interesting conversations about "The Gossiper" being X, being Y. Well guess what!
Nobody is "The Gossiper" except Thegossiper himself, who you can find in Lima Docks in evenings. I'll be there to chill, chat and admire the sights and search for some new rumours. Do not try to tell me about rumours on Puzzle Pirates, do it on msn.
Our addies.
"The Gossiper"
the.gossiper@live.com
"A Gossiper"
a.gossiper@live.com
Add us there and we can chat all day long about rumours and the blog.
Do not add us on there to beg us for jobs.
You either complete form, either shut up.
The form is available on limagossips.blogspot.com.
Sorry for it's appreance, it's not nice, I know.
You'll have to scroll down a bit to see it.
Complete it and ship it off to us.
All details are on there.
P.S: Guys, stop telling me what to post or what no to post, if you're adding me on msn to insult me or my job, you'll be blocked. A few pirates who'd tried this "smart" idea got blocked, they are Bennyboi and Skittlle.
P.S2: I know who you are, the smart one who completed the application rubbish.
These are your info: 78.145.80.218 [United Kingdom] .Don't make me look further into you. Your lack of amusament makes me sick.
Yours faithfully,
The Gossiper
Darkspire, the famous.
"The Gossiper"
Dear readers & fans,
Recently, I had descovered this hobby of mine, gossiping. And what could I gossip about? Flags? No. Crews? No. Ships? No. Governors? No. Pirates? HELL YES!
But do you know why? Because unlike beauty stupidity is endless!
You pirates on this blog amaze with your stupidity! Except a few who were here to be praised or morned.
So, after all docks talking about me, I decided to reaveal my identity.
You might hate me after this, blame me, judge me, isolate me on a unhabittated island, kill me, screw me, swear me, I COULDN'T CARE LESS! Now, I'm done with my speech.
Let's get describing myself.
Name: Brad Pitt
Age: 45
Sexual status: Married with Angelina Jolie
From your #1 source,
The Gossiper
Pinkypoo, new luxury Barbie edition.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world....!
Dear Barbie fans, our company has the pleasure to announce a new type of barbie, Pinkypoo. She's lost some intelligence from the last one, but she can do more things than a Barbie could ever do! If you wish to order the newest Barbie call us.
Abilities & skills:
Dock-tarting advanced skills
Begging for poe
Sluttery & prostitution
Drama queen
Emo skills + you'll recieve a new rose with card!
And the last but not the least, SHE OWNS A STALL! Yes ladies and gentlemen, a tailoring stall here on favourite island, Lima!
And, times have changed, Barbie changed, so did Ken! There's no more Ken! The new Barbie lover is Hyperman. They're both known for their poor stats and IQ.
The one and only,
The Gossiper
Emwee, another dock-tart?!
Is she the new Britney Spears?!
Recently the docks have been invaded by this so called creature Emwee, she's begging for love and poe to buy herself some nice outfit.
If you'll join a circle of hers you'd probably be flooded by hugs and praises from her BUT the Federal Bureau of Investigation are searching her from sluttery and prostitution in Lima docks.
If you have seen Emwee in Lima docks call 911.
Hottest news,
From your #1 gossiper,
The Gossiper
Cobain, attention seeking?!
Lima docks attention seeker!
Cobain, the guarding angel of everyone, the Goddess of fights and the dock-tart. What is she really searching for? A lovely rich man to confort her through unhappy and lonely nights, or just another dock-tart which she can steal from?!
The latest rumour says that she stolen some items from a wardrobe and run off with them. After a while when oceanmasters were alerted she pretended not to know about the theft and she accused another dock-tart, under the name of "Liljacky".
Is this a real story? Will the oceanmasters belive her?
We shall soon know the verdict.
Stay tuned,
The Gossiper
Is it a plane? Is it a bird?
No. It's Jeze !
Have you ever thought that you would have the honor to talk or even meet a SHEMALE?
In case you don't know what a shemale is..it's a girl and a guy at the same time, biologicaly speaking.
Guess what ! You are the lucky winner !
Front row seats at the grand opening , staring as main character Jeze.
She can play both roles, female or male, she persuaded the producer of the movie and showed him her abilities in.. BED.
Don't hesitate to approach her when you see her in Lima, she'll gladly help you with all yer needs, social or sexual, mental or physic, life or virtual needs.
For more details of her regarding her abilities and sensations contact Gillmorenas.
Hugs and kisses,
The Gossiper
Robotjj, is he emo or just depressed?
Remeber Robotjj?He's the one who mutes everybody in docks, because he's apparently bullied by everyone, poor him. But let's not judge by appearances and let's find out his true story.
He is 14 at the moment of speaking, born in Somalia, in a family of 16 siblings, being the oldest of them. Last week, he was officially declare orphan after his parents died in a car crash BUT wasn't enough for him, his aunt died in a plane crash too, in the same week! That's a tragedy!
Could this be the reason for his depressive attitude and in the same time annoying for Lima circles.
P.S: We're hosting a fund raise to support him and his family to go through these rough times. If you'd like to donate please call +40766208191.
Your lover,
The Gossiper
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